Hey, UncleBeer!!!!! (warning: it's kinda private)

Something you said in the Dopers, not Drinkers thread got me thinking, or worrying, or wondering, or something - where you said that your life isnt so great that you would even want to try getting through life sober.

Is that just your MB persona talking, or really you?

It’s not the first time Ive noticed stuff like that in your posts. I know that your private life is none of my business, and Im sure whatever-it-is has been going on a lot longer than since Ive started noticing, and I dont know how to say anything without sounding like either a nosey parker or a bleeding-heart putz, but what the hell - I think youre a neat person, and I dont like thinking that youre as unhappy as you sound in that post, so if talking about it would help, then I want to listen, or help, or something.

And if I should just bug off I’ll do that too.

I guess I missed this before, sorry 'bout that.

There’s no cause for worry; everything is just peachy. I have the problem of being a congenital smart-ass. I’m one of the most well adjusted people I know. I have no problems sifting through the chaff of the normal events of life to find the kernal of wheat.

There is no need to worry about me, but thanks for your concern.

C’mon cheer up, UncleBeer.
You have many congeners here.
And we will excuse it when,
well-adjusted’s spelled without a hyphen.