Unca Beer...you already took me back to wood shed

ain’t I deserve enuff whuppings yet?

** NO!! **

[monty python and the holy grail]
What a STRANGE person!!
[/monty python and the holy grail]
ooh, that’s not copy-right, is it?!?
::Flees::

Now you went and did it, Outlander! You just had to mention woodsheds.

Now Bucky (and actually an amazing number of merrily kinked Dopers) will exhaust poor UncaBeer agitating for their turn.

Oh, sheesh, now they’re hauling out their old frat paddles, pancake turners, designer elk-hide whips, belts not even the Salvaton Army would take…

Veb

**

or ummm… so I’ve been told

He is to be pitied, not paddled.

I suggest we all chip in and get the poor guy a really good therapist so he can find out why he feels the need to be so pathetic.

I know any attention is better than no attention but this is so pathetic. A cry for help if there ever was one.

Perhaps he thinks we all just sit around looking for him in every stinking post, Oooh look there he is, no wait there he is, no he’s over there.

A very sad individual indeed. Maybe he just needs a hug.
Maybe his mommy didn’t love him, or his dog hates him.

So concrete, honey do you need a hug or what?
No wait, please don’t answer that.

I don’t know why he gives UncleBeer such a hard time when I’m the one who’s been deleting all his threads this time around.