I love my new name! Hey, I like long ones, what can I say?
burp before it’s a fart
Well, Mr. (or Miss) Longname, Hi back atcha from Miss Shortname!
Yousonofabitchthatlongnamesuckshardbecauseitfuckswithmyscreengetthehelloutofherebitch!
ha ha ha haaaaa! ::evil laughter::
my plan is working! 
burp before it’s a fart
What plan was that? To get me to say “hi” to you?
That’s really not all that difficult, dear heart . . .
iwonderwhatyouroldlongnamewasbeforeyouchangedittothenewlongname?
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
My monitor is BIGGER than your puny screen name, you prick!
Yet to be reconciled with the reality of the dark for a moment, I go on wandering from dream to dream.
Eve, if you feed it, it’s YOUR responsibility.
I have to ask, I can’t help myself. I ask to be forgiven ahead of time.
Uh if this is your new name , what pray tell was the old one ?
Ayesha
heh heh heh…
foolish mortals! ha ha ha ha haaa!
I am a GOD!
I shall post to every forum on this board! a-ha-ha ha ha haaaaaa! <—evil laughter
Stretching margins to the limits… patience as well! hee hee heeeeeee! Oh, what great joy it is to be Evil… EEEEVIL!
a ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
burp before it’s a fart
Oh shut up.
Studi
When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.
Well, this was a fun little excercise in irritation.
Ahh, if I had a dollar for every time I said that. Oh wait, was that my outside voice. Dang, my wife is gonna kill me.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
ROFL Mullinator! 
Mully, go outside if you’re gonna use your outside voice.
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“I’m a god. I’m not the God–I don’t think.” --P.C.
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Dr.Watson
“I hate having to resort to that kind of violence.”
I’m sorry Ike . . . I really thought it was a chihuahua when I brought it home from Mexico!
It’s Rousseau.
hehehe
Sqrl
In the process of handling this trifling matter.
Let me quote from our membership agreement:
your humble TubaDiva
Adminstrator
The Straight Dope
Thanx, Tuba. Now just tell me where to ship those Oscar Peterson CD’s.
Here’s mud in yer eye,
UncleBeer
Don’t tease me that way, UncleBeer.
your humble TubaDiva
Some Oscar Peterson WOULD be nice, right about now . . . or some Errol Garner . . . or some Bill Evans . . . or some Art Tatum . . . don’t get me started!