Hi all

Hi everyone. New poster, long time reader/lurker. I’ve greatly enjoyed many years of watching the debate, commentary and general antics on the board. I have finally decided that I ought to join and post some of the questions which occur to me from time to time that only the SDMB is likely to answer. Or Cecil if He had the time.

Although I’m new I feel as if I know a lot of you from reading your posts. My time as a reader has certainly helped me learn a lot, change or sharpen my views in many areas and given me hours of enjoyment and education. I hope I can now give a little back.

Please be gentle with a newbie. (By the way, I kinda like goats but squid not so much)

Peace,

Uhib D’Jaj

WELCOME UHIB! :slight_smile:
Don’t worry, I’m not in charge of the goats or squid (nobody trusts me around here grumble grumble) … but I brought cookies! :smiley:

Welcome!

I’m always happy when lurkers emerge from the shadows!

Welcome, welcome! Would you like some ice cream? It’s one of the ‘normal’ flavours this week.

Oh good, I too like it when lurkers emerge. Enjoy!

hope you brought pie today.

All,
Thanks for the welcome. No real choices on ice cream but hope it goes well with this rhubarb pie. Its in a foot long rectangular pan because I couldn’t find any shorter rhubarb.

(Duck and runs)

I really shouldn’t start stuff like this if I don’t wanna be picked on, huh? :slight_smile:

Welcome!
I was also a long-time lurker before I joined.

I’m just happy you returned after your initial post. Enjoy yourself. :slight_smile:

Really. Usually after we welcome someone, we never hear from them again. :confused:

Here we are busily engaged in the long-fought struggle against ignorance, and you accuse us of antics ?

You, who baked a rhubarb pie in a rectangular pan on pi day, accuse us of antics ?

No pi for you today, bub. Well, unless it’s rhubarb pi. Okay, we’ll give you that.

That right there is an excellent example of why I love the Dope. I make a facetious reference to rhubarb pie and someone comes along and notes that it is pi day.

Thanks everyone for the welcome.

Somebody in here likes chicken. I can just tell… Uhib D’Jaj, it’s you! I smelled chicken on your breath. 'Fess up.

Nice to meet you, Uhib D’Jaj! What does your user name mean? I Googled and got nada! :slight_smile:

Johanna - You got me. I confess. I do indeed like chicken. There is a long boring extremely mundane and pointless story as to why it is my user name. I’ll keep it to myself for now. The alternative was Abu Kaffir, a family in joke but one I eschewed as I didn’t wish to cause inadvertent offense.

May I ask how fluent you are and from which region?

Helenna330 - As Johanna has apply demonstrated, a basic knowledge of Arabic will reveal that…I like chicken. That’s the meaning. Given that my diet for many years now has been mostly chicken and rice varied with rice and chicken, this is a good thing.

OK. Now that we got the pleasantries out of the way, let’s get down to more serious issues:

  • Toilet paper: Over or under?
  • Hot dogs: Mustard or ketchup?
  • Corn on the cob: Across or around?

Answer carefully, as your responses will tell us all we need to know about you.

Oh dear. I wasn’t aware there would be a test. Let me just consult my notes…

Toilet Paper - Under of course. I like goats but not THAT much!
Hot Dogs - Can’t it be both? If only one then mustard.
Corn on the cob - Um, it never occurred to me that one could attempt to eat it…around, you say? Really? How does one keep from getting the butter (it must be dripping with butter) all though one’s beard?

Boy, I hope you aren’t handing out the pitchforks and lighting the torches yet.

How’d I do? :slight_smile:

Pax,

Uhib D’Jaj

Hiya Uhib, welcome to our world!

We don’t hand out torches, we all carry our own. Some of us even carry torches for others of us.

I was part of a trivia contest team yesterday and one of the questions was guessing the number of calories in each officially identical apple pie they brought out. I so wanted to guess 3142! We didn’t as that would have been too high (but we still overestimated). Still it felt right. :slight_smile:

Ok ---- this is the third Newbie we’ve been nice to since that railroad guy. Is this Opposites Day or have evil pod creatures taken over the Dope? :smiley: