Thanks from a lurker

I’ve lurked here off-and-on over the years, but I never got around to joining the board
until now. Mostly because I didn’t feel like I had much to contribute. I’m a middle-aged,
middle-America, straight, white guy; a computer programmer; kind of liberal;
indifferent to religion. My point of view is already over-represented
on the internet.

I do, however, feel like I need to say thank you to all of the posters who have shared
their stories. Reading comments from people who have different life experiences than me
helps me stay aware of my biases and helps me continue to fight my ignorance. In addition
to the viewpoints, thank you for all of the facts I have learned here as well.

The Straight Dope motto has always hit a little too close to
home for me - yes, I know it’s taking longer than you thought, but I’m doing the best I can.
So, thank you to all of you for all that you do. (Try typing that five times fast).
Keep up the good fight because, however slowly, it is working on some of us.

A belated welcome. Do stick around, I’m sure you have some interesting stories to tell yourself.

Welcome - land and be friendly.

smiles reassuringly, like a painless dentist

Just have a seat in the chair here. Don’t worry about the straps; they are mostly a formality.

Now just relax, while I [del]look for the squid[/del] take care of a few details.

Regards,
Shodan

Welcome to the Straight Dope!

I bet your name’s not really Steve.

Welcome!

Welcome, welcome! It’s pretty hot outside today, over thirty degrees, so would you like some ice cream? The wasabi mint might go down well. I just made it. Let me check whether it’s ready.
:: pause ::
<whispered, to an unseen [del]accomplice[/del] person> It escaped? Again? Didn’t the containers have latches in case of just this?
<inaudible reply>
<whispered> It unlatched them? How?
<inaudible reply>
:: shakes head ::
<mutters> Tentacles. Why is it always tentacles?
:: brightly ::
Er, sorry about that. The wasabi mint is not quite ready. Would you like some butterscotch ripple?

Welcome Steve,

Please don’t be frightened by the regulars posting above me. Mental health care ain’t what it used to be.:p:D
I’m just over a year here myself:cool: They grow on ya.:smiley:

Hello, and welcome! It’s nice to have you aboard!

Cecil Adams leaves and this “Steve McQwark” guy shows up. A little too much of a coincidence if you ask me.

Welcome Steve. I’m a bit like you. Except I don’t really consider my part of Colorado middle America. Though, some could.

No, no, no, no. I’m not falling for that again. Fool me four times, shame on you. Fool me five times, shame on me.

Are you accusing me of catfishing the board? It’s a fair cop.

You’re welcome.

The rest of you butt out, he’s clearly talking to me.

Steve-o! Nice to know you.
Don’t mind me, I talk too much. See you around the board.

Welcome! Excellent name, Steve!

I suppose it’s Kansas, if we want to get technical about it. You’re mighty close though. :dubious:

*Ditto!

“Steve is the prototypical cool American male. Y’know, I’m talking about Steve McGarrett, alright? Steve Austin, Steve McQueen. Y’know, he’s the guy on his horse, the guy alone. He has his own code of honor, his own code of ethics, his own rules of living, man.”*
–The Tao Of Steve

Welcome to the Dope!

We need to do the SDMB equivalent of dogs sniffing each other…

  1. Hot dogs - ketchup or mustard?
  2. Toilet paper - over or under?
  3. Corn on the cob - across or around?

Your answers will tell us all we need to know.