Hi, everyone

I’ve been reading the SD for at least fifteen years.

At last, I feel am I ready to say howdy to you on this message board.

Please don’t hurt me.

Hi newsbunny,
I wont bite you I promise - I however cannot speak for anyone else here.
(I am now thinking of starting a thread to see how many bunny, rabbit, lagomorph type user names are about)

If the first line is true, surely you understand the futility of the second.

Welcome and say good bye to any leisure time you may have once used for things like breathing outside air or feeling the sun on your face. :slight_smile:

Be welcome! Enjoy your stay. :slight_smile:

Welocme, welcome! Would you like some ice cream? It’s [del]frisky[/del] fresh!

I admire your will power. I was sunk after reading my first thread.

Welcome, newsbunny. May we hurt a goat on your behalf?

So, newsbunny…lurking for 15 years? Well, come on down and join in the fun!

Welcome aboard! Enjoy yourself. :smiley:

Newsbunny, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Puts away the special-ordered dozen porcupines.

<sulkily> I never get to have any fun. </sulkily>

Welcome aboard, newsbunny.

Welcome!

Don’t hurt you? Kind of tying our hands here.
:wink:

Is today Opposite Day?

No? Oh.

pout
Welcome, newsbunny, and don’t worry, we totally promise not to hurt you!

Either that, or we promise not to totally hurt you!

:wink:

Welcome.

What, I wasn’t supposed to bring the squid?:smack:

/me grumbles

White Rabbit hasn’t checked in yet.

This place has definitely gone to the hounds & hares.

Welcome newsbunny! Pull up a lawn chair and please answer a few questions to help us get to know you.

What’s the story behind your name?
Have you been reading the board for 15 years, or just Cecil’s column?
Why did you decide to join the Dope?
What pets do you have? (If any are cats, kittehpix are required.)
Boxers or briefs?
Boxers or wrestlers?
Pizza or bread?
Goat or squid?
Cafe Society or General Questions?

Let’s get her, everyone!