Aha! I knew there had to be some other newbies out here. 
Tonic,
Hi! Welcome to the boards! I’m a relative newbie here myself, and it’s been a lot of fun. (And addictive)
I do not welcome the OPer, and before anyone else does, I suggest they look at this.
Hmmm… Seems to be lots of newbies lately. Maybe it’s time for me to get the old Welcome Wagon up and running again to give you people a right proper thrashing, er… I mean welcome! I right proper welcome.
I’d take a little better look at his posts to date. A welcome might not be needed.
Hmmm… (again)
Oh well. I don’t think anyone read the Welcome Wagon threads besides me and newbies anyway.
A thrashing eh… That sounds… interesting…
Hi SexyPilot. Be sure to add your name to the How many Dopers are pilots? thread!
:eek: Yikes! I just read your (now closed) Pit thread. Bad form.
Stealing my schtick AND being a jerk. Yikes!
Don’t worry. I have a schtick you can have… hmmmm maybe I misunderstood your statement.