Hi Bob!!! It’s Phyllis and I right here right now!!! We’ve decided to overtake your position and your shifts - and Phyllis says when you come back, you’re no longer needed as she’s able to fix all the networking problems ('cuz after all, we’re in CISY program) - WE ARE THE FUTURE (for Kwantlen at least)… Anyways you can stay in Texas as long as you want now … Enjoy the Grade AAA/Angus Steaks!! (and the empty desert)! 
Cheers!!!
Phyllis and Johnny!!!
(Now IET staff - we’ve set up the network so we can play Starcraft)