High-end brothel busted in Virginia

That’s where you buy them lots of stuff, then they go to bed early to watch Lifetime Network in dirty socks and a tub of ice cream.

Every person’s ideal partner is someone else’s “nag.” Or something like that.

No matter how hot they are, somebody somewhere is sick and tired of their shit.

I applaud the quip.

I believe that the girlfriend experience actually refers to kissing on the mouth.

You know, the more I think about this, the more disturbed I am getting. They mention that everybody is offered mouthwash and a shower. Do they get their own bottle of mouthwash? Do they get an individually wrapped bar of soap, like in hotels? Because if I am sharing the mouthwash bottle, or, the bar of soap, with the other Johns, I’m not sure that I want to continue with this.

And how clean are the towels exactly anyway? Who’s doing laundry around here?

I’m going to Hell for this… the Chinese?

I’m thinking, the first business of any “high end brothel” , especially with “elected officials”, is blackmail. Record everything, save it for when you need it. Actually, the bothel is just the source. They sell the blackmail material on the open market, not do the actual blackmail. So when you need a crucial vote, out comes the GFE session tapes. Making money off the sex just keeps the lights on.

I would expect that they have cameras. Of course, that’s why I’d never go there.

As for “high end”, I also totally think that valuation is exactly the same valuation that drug busts get. Inflated by a factor of ten.

You’re going to Hell for making me nearly snort my late-afternoon Caesar over my new keyboard! :grin:

Please Og, help me not to laugh out loud.

I believe this is how the authorities determined that the business was “high end”. The customers washed up first.

word on the street is, it was a Listerine front

they were spies, b/c they knew martial arts … b/c they are chinese … you know…

Ah … shutapayourface … the webmaster is clearly italian

That’s it!!! … NO more Mac&Cheese in my christian family … we are descent (!) people here!

Well, there - the whole GF experience comes in handy …

helloo!!! … models… photo studio … → I’d expect some cameras for my hard earned dollars

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Sounds like some kind of a mental health test!

I think he failed.

That’s what they were paying for!