Well, in the last several posts we have established:
that you are aware of the context and topics of the Ruda Duda thread;
that you refer to Ben as “master Ben” when, in 1300+ posts in the Ruda Duda fiasco, only Cyberian54 ever used that phrase (which is hardly a common one and I have not seen it used on this board);
and that you admit that my memory is better than yours.
At this point, it would behoove you to stop pretending that you are not Cyberian54/Optamissed. (I’ll let you slide on BLUEICOOL, since it only appeared after the AOL/SDMB had been retired from public use.)
There follows several posts from the Who is Mr. Ruda Duda? thread from AOL/SDMB. It begins with the very first response that is logged after the question was asked, then follows the general thread up until Ben appeared.
John, I don’t care that you are Cyberian. As long as you do not violate the rules of this MB, I see no reason to have you expelled. On the other hand, your continual denials of your various alter egos is a violation of the spirit of the Straight Dope.
When accused of being Cyb, you have four options:
Ignore the issue completely Probably the best choice. Let people here make up their minds about your posting skills based on the quality of your current posts.
Maintain a haughty stance, insisting that earlier persona have no bearing on current discussions. Perfectly valid response. You will be laughed at, but you can pretend to maintain your appearance of dignity.
Admit the connection. This will stop the bickering over who you really are, as well as meeting the goals of the Straight Dope in promulgating accurate information.
Continue to deny any connection between John John and the former names. This will cause all the AOL members to loudly hoot in derision every time you post this lie. That is not the Straight Dope.
Tom~
(Note: I’m breaking up some of the line widths, and I altered the quote separators. Lynn)
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Sorry. Forgot about the angle brackets that Pippin used when quoting. HTML has swallowed the text. Anywhere that back-to-back angle brackets appear, Pippin was quoting John’s previous remark.
It seems this Cyberian fellow made quite an impression on your life. I doubt that many other people share your fascination for this subject, except, perhaps, the troubled woman with feline distemper.
Now, tom, Hillary, this is about her? Try to stay abreast of the topic.
You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. Janis Joplin
This is the pit and topics wander. I am focussed, however. Since this Topic is basically a troll, I am addressing the issue of the troll.
You can continue to prove that you are, indeed, Cyberian54 by attacking women for their appearance. I do not have to comment on that aspect of this Topic. I think Ty got a little carried away with her disgust, yesterday, but she is basically right–as is Opal, of course.
And, BTW, since you have never commented on Queen Elizabeth on this SDMB, you must be recalling your previous life as Cyb when you made this (false) statement:
Note, John, that I do not simply yell “Cyberian!” on every Topic where you post. However, whenever you lie about your past, I will call you on it. It’s simply a matter of wanting to fight ignorance and promote the Straight Dope.
Hillary wouldn’t leave a tip. That’s her money - remember, her attitude is what’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine as well. How much did she deduct for Bubba’s used underwear on the income taxes? She is greedy, that’s why she took the bribes in that cattle business. A waitress is a little person, who is not delivering a block of votes. Hillary sees campaign contributors and people who can delvier votes - Her High Assness does not really have time for the little people. Were the waitress the head of the Waitress Union, and able to donate say, $100K to the campaign, Hillary would have left a $100 tip.(two breakfasts, by the way - ever wonder why she has a fat ass?) And Wendell, let’s get back to my earlier question - what has she accomplished? What has become better since her involvement? Did Arkansas education improve? Let’s see the list, with numbers. And she has a fat ass.
It always annoys me when people throw around the term “Hitler” and “Nazi” without really thinking about it. I’ve seen plenty of comparisons of Guiliani to Hitler. But let’s get real here folks: You may not like his personality, you may think he’s brash, you may not like his policies, but Hitler?? I don’t think Guiliani is liable to open concentration camps anytime soon. I don’t think he’s liable to start taking over vast tracts of land by force. I don’t think he’s liable to start exterminating people on the basis of race or religion.
You can say what you don’t like about the man, but I think comparing him to Hitler is completely unnecessary.
smilingjaws, no. Aside from very similar political beliefs, a very similar approach to political analysis, and the same home state (not same city), it does not currently appear that jwg is John John.
John John is not the same person as me. He is not me, I am not him.
We are not the same person. The same person is not us. We are not us. Us we are not. summus non unus.
This being related somehow to the Clintons, please be advised that the commonly understood usage of the words “is” and “are,” as well as “we,” “I,”, “us” “same,” “not,” “he,” “him,” “person,” “the,” “as,” “summus,” “non,” “unus,” “JohnJohn,” and “jwg” would be acceptable, as long as they are kept in context that is appropriate and accurately reflects the writers originally intended meaning. The fact that we both see Hillary! as a lying fat ass phoney does not make us share the same political views, but maybe the same optometrist.
On a much broader philosophical scale, shouldn’t we all consider ourselves as one? Would not that make the world a better place? Replace the tribalism that is destroying our coutry and our world? You, me, JohnJohn, Wendell, even Hillary!? I am one with Hillary!? Damn, I have a fat ass!!!
Yes,it is the Pit, so it is, and topics do wander, but if you think the slop posted by ToiletTyler and Dopal is up to the standards of Straight Dope, even the Pit, then YOU AND I SHOULD NO LONGER CONVERSE. That is crap, even for the Pit. But, that said, I chose to post in the Pit and I will take what comes, regardless of how pathetically low and personal it gets. That you are chimming in at that level is indeeed a surprise, that you see it as only a “bit carried away” is a further surprise. If you are part of that, I want NO part of YOU.
I have to admit that I thought you were a good natured guy having some fun, speculating on whether I was this guy, Cyberian,that YOU are obsessed with.
tom
Do you actually call that deranged gutter screed a “bit carried away”? Is that slop the kind of thing you condone? If it is, then I have misjudged you and would not care to respoind to your posts any longer, or have you respond to mine. This is YOUR call tom.
On a differnet note. Try to understand that your obvious attempts to try and ascertain whether I am Cyberain or not was met with similar obvious answers." your memory is as good as mine" 7 “master ben"etc, a name supplied to me to further the plot. Basic stuff to create a false history, which seems to have worked on you. Tom, you’re easy. You now have to conclude which of the following is true”
A - I am Cyberian
B - I’m trying to play your game and give you the impression I am he.
C- Someone is feeding me info on this chap to help fool you into thinking I’m Cyberian.
D-I am not he but know him
E-It is a joke on you to feed your obsession with this chap.
F- was on the old board as a different poster entirely - more logical.
G-and lastly, I am not that person but enjoy letting YOU think I am.
Tom, on a serious note, you really need to move on from that point that now has you transfixed. Is your life that empty that this type of thing is pivotal to your existence? You have become a busybody, old, humorless man trying to suck around for a job on the board. Tom, they have administrators and moderators, they do not need you, and, perhaps, do not want your brand of snope and pester.
Her High Assness does not really have time for the little people. Were the waitress the head of the Waitress Union, and able to donate say, $100K to the campaign, Hillary would have left a $100 tip.(two breakfasts, by the way - ever wonder why she has a fat ass?) And Wendell, let’s get back to my earlier question - what has she accomplished? What has become better since her involvement? Did Arkansas education improve? Let’s see the list, with numbers. **And she has a fat ass. **
JW, your post hit my funny bone so much that I had to call my wife in from another room, I read it out loud from the den, and reread it to her. She thought it was a gem too. Funny, funny stuff. Yeah, she has a fat ass!
May I borrow Her High ASSNESS? ba ha ba ha waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Let me state emphatically, that in no WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM are JWG and John John conjoined, cohabitating, or in the same body, now, or in the past. While we share a similar views on Lard Butt, and perhaps politics in general, we are not the same. Party of the first party, denies that they are summus non unus, or anus. Grand Ass being someone else entirely and is of the second party in this entitled action, that brings us to this point.
But, I take it as a compliment that I have been mistaken for a person with such sterling qualities and perception, as JWG has.
**“I don’t know how stupid they think we are?”**Peter Mc Donough, spokesman for GOP Govenor Christine Whitman on being told by Hillary Clinton’s staff that Whitman could not greet Kosovar refugees because they might be infectious.
What compassion Hillary Hindquarters and her people have. Carville heart!
I think that 1) she doesn’t have an especially large butt 2) the size of her butt is totally irrelevant and 3) I’d probably vote for her if I lived in NY.
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