Dammit!
No but seriously I don’t do anything on her list. I would drink Fanta if they made it in diet, but I haven’t seen that. Does Diet Sunkist Orange mean you’re loose?
I don’t know about that, it seems looser to hang out in a bar at 10am to me.
Toe cleavage.
Your lips say no but your artificial snack treats say yes.
GAWD I hope I don’t see any Funion snacking ho’s out in public anytime soon. I have a hard time stiffling laughter and erections.
When I hear her calling out loud, “I need me some big cock!”
Herpes-encrusted lips.
When your torque wrench indicates her bolts are not tightened to spec.
This brings up something I’ve meant to ask for ages. Maybe I should start a new thread. Anyway.
The couple of occasions I’ve been to Vegas there were signs everywhere advertising that particular gambling establishments had “VEGAS’s LOOSEST SLOTS!!!” or similar.
I’m sorry to say that seeing these signs caused me to snigger in an unbecoming way. Is this a knowing double entendre or is the double entendre that I (sadly) snigger about not something that American usage would support?
She’s likely loose if she wears a leopard-skin pattern shirt. Exception: every halfway-hot woman in Vegas owns and wears at least one leopard-skin pattern shirt.
I think the Simpsons, or maybe Family Guy, had a casino sign that said “LOOSEST CRAPS IN TOWN”.
Women who are always listening to their ipods, especially if their playing Katy Perry or Rihanna really loud.
:eek:
There’s loose women prancing around at wakes? Why am I still trolling the bars?
That board you have to put across to keep from falling in. Now that’s loose.
Fake handbags are the kind that don’t have an opening? Like fake pockets?
If you are looking for “loose” women who are “cheap whores”, what does that make you?
High heels and nylons, smoking a cigarette, leaning on a lamppost.
What guy, looking for a loose woman, would know whether a handbag is fake or not? And if words printed on their ass mean a woman is loose I’ve missed a lot of opportunities.
Well hot damn… I’m loose… thanks for letting me know 
Frugal?
I never met a woman who smoked who wouldn’t put out on the first date.
Best line in the thread.