Hitler's alligator dies in Moscow

Yes, it’s the headline of the year.

Alligator rumored to have been Hitler’s dies in Moscow.

I’m pretty sure this ties in with Covid-19, Bill Gates and Donald Trump.

*kinda suspicious though that there are no photos of Hitler walking his alligator at Berchtesgaden.

In Nazi Germany, alligator walks you.

Did he pick it up while he was hiding in South America?

I know this is getting to be a very tired meme, but I just cannot help myself from suggesting that “Hitler’s Alligator” would be an excellent band name.

Croc rock.

John has a long mustache
But “Reptiles of The Third Reich” sounds like a SyFy “B” movie.:smiley:

With laser beams.

They kinda did that one already.

That Gator done seen some shit!

Gonna make a pair of boots for somebody?
~VOW

They are reunited in Heaven now.

Only one gets into Heaven.
:dubious:

See ya later, Hitler’s alligator.

But it’s alligator heaven. And you can probably imagine what role people have in alligator heaven.

My feet just can’t keep still.

I have had it with these motherfucking alligators in motherfucking heaven!

All dogs go to Heaven; all alligators have big lips.

Good point. Well taken.

Everytime an alligator dies, Steve Irwin gets new wings.

Crikey!