Well, I do remember Denbo but I had no idea that you two were one and the same. Learn somethin’ new everyday!
Me I am Beth, obviously. I am (almost) 26 years old. I am short, round and usually on the not-so-bad side of bitchy. I have naturally unruly, reddish brown hair that I have colored dark brown at the moment. I have hazel-green eyes, very pink cheeks and what many have described as kissable lips. (Hey, I have to have at least one redeeming physical attribute!)
Education I attend college part time for what I hope will be only a couple more semesters. I am majoring in English with minors in criminal justice and film. What do I hope to accomplish by this? Actually, at the moment my career ambition involves having about 3-4 kids, raising and home-schooling them and then eventually having lots of grandchildren. This wasn’t my intention when I set out but what can I say–my priorities have shifted in the past few years. While this is not quite the “world-domination” ambition that my mother hoped, it is what I want to do.
Religion I am a former Solitary practitioner of Wicca. I say “former” because I and some others are currently in the process of setting up our own coven. This does not go over well here in the Bible Belt but hey, every life has some adversity!
Family I am married to my best friend in the world and have been for the past three years. We have no kids but are working on it. Daily. We do have a dog, a two-year old Labrador/chow mix named, Hasek, after our favorite NHL goalie–The Dominator! She is afraid of anything that moves (grasshoppers, butterflies, ants, etc) and she will eat anything–socks included.
LocationI live outside of Johnson City, Tennessee. This is a town that I can only describe as being NASCAR chic. The town claims to want culture (and it actually thinks it has it) but it refuses to dress or pay for it. I work third shift at a hospital there in the PBX department. This basically means I answer all incoming phone calls and tell people that, no, they cannot be rung into a patient’s room at 3am. I also monitor the alarm systems, the security transmissions, organize the list of on-call physicians and generally act as the Shell answer (wo)man for the entire hospital. I post on the SD almost solely from work as my job is mostly that of a bored, yet ornery watchdog and I am not allowed to leave my little hole-in-the-wall office.
Interests I enjoy NHL hockey. I despise football with a passion I cannot even begin to describe. I have a strange habit of beginning bizarre Martha Stewart-like craft projects and then abandoning them half-way through. I love to cook and I love to eat. I don’t smoke and I drink socially. The only liquors I can drink are vodka and tequila–everything else makes me ill. My favorite beer is Moosehead but that’s also about as exotic as I get when it comes to beer. I have a rather large movie collection on VHS and DVD. My house is decorated in a theme of film/occult. I know that seems weird but hey, it’s me.
This is quite possibly my longest thread ever on the board but I guess that’s because it is about my favorite subject! 
Now, I want to hear the Billy Joel story.