I don’t care how many people Hate it. Except for the guy who was proven to be a Pedo later, I actually like watching ‘Love Actually’ once a holiday season. OK, you can hate me now.
Still, it beats the Hell out of The Hallmark Channel’s offerings:
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“It’s a Pregnant Cat that Needs a Man Christmas!”
“My Clock is Ticking Fa-La-La… La-La… La-La-La-La”
“I’m a Princess! Gimmee Mah Prince!”
“Where’s My Serviceman? I Can’t Swim Out to Troop Ships in Pumps”
“Where’s My Farmer? I Wanna Pony…!”
“Hidey-Ho, Cowboy! There’s Poutine In Mah Boot!”
“If I Have Smokey Eye, Where’s Mah Fireman…?”
“Desperate D-Band Diva Seeks Ken Doll”
“I’m Moving Back to my Hometown. Who Can I Bang?”
“I’m a Baker and Chocolatier, But I Only Like Thin Guys”
“I Married All The Leading Men; Time To Do Commercials Yet?”
“I Have So Much Christmas Spirit Ima Openin’ a Winery”
“I Have So Much Christmas Spirit that If Y’all Light A Match, This Whole Town Will Go Up Like a Cogeneration Plant!”
“If I Blink 50 Times A Minute, Will You Marry Me?”
"It’s a < Insert Rich City Name > Christmas ( notice that they never say Detroit )
What will they think of for 2024?
“Ho-Ho-Ho… Ho-Ho-Ho… A Cringe-gal All The Way”…?