After watching the recent Hobbit movie my friends and I were thinking of funny Hobbit themed business.
FireDrake security: We won’t give up your treasure to burglars. Not. One. Single. Coin.
Azog’s custom troll Emporium: For all your demolition needs. Ram trolls, catapult trolls, Trolls with one huge ATM and one tiny arm, anything you need!
Bard Ballistics: Conveniently located in Laketown. Just a little to the left.
Giant War Animal Bestiary: Because how else is everybody going to know you are in charge unless you are sitting on a gigantic wolf/pig/moose?
Alfrid, Wormtongue and associates: Providing quality bootlicks, toadies, yes-men, and accountants.