Holy spam, Batman

Well, I increased my penis size (had to get one first, being of the girlie persuasion). And I enlarged my breasts. In fact, my boobies got so big, I had to stick an extra pair on my back to take advantage of all those kind offers.

And when those nice people reminded me I hadn’t had my septic tank cleared, I went right out and got it done.

And then today I received this in my inbox . . .

  • Dear: **************


Special limited Offer. FREE HOLY WATER from Lourdes, France.

Check out their website here:


Visit our website:

Now I hate spam as much as the next even-remotely-sane human being. But I can’t help feeling that somewhere out there, there’s a spammer with a weirder sense of humour than mine.

Anyone else got one of these?