Honey BBQ Cheez Doodles-- as awful as I imagine? and other snackie proto-food.

Do they put hunney dust on top of beebeeq dust on top of the radioactive-looking cheez dust? How 'bout the chilly and lime pork rinds that have popped up in my neighborhood Lays/Utz/Wise display? Do they have lime dust now?

Honey is a common ingredient in BBQ sauce, so there’s nothing odd about that. Mixing it with “cheez” is weird, though. I haven’t tried either of these products, but if they run true to the form that most of these things follow, the cheez doodles will taste salty and sweet, and the pork rinds will taste salty with a mild bit of heat and some citric acid powder.

Urk. That sounds downright nasty. I don’t think BBQ would mix well with cheez doodles, and the honey would take it to a whole new level of digustingness. I have tried honey BBQ potato chips, and those are bad enough–too sweet, and just overall weird.

I will try almost anything (once), but I don’t think I would eat these, even if it was the last thing in the vending machine and I forgot to pack lunch (and it’s entirely possible that that could actually happen).

I dunno. Chili cheese Fritos should be labeled a controlled substance. It’s not such a big step from chili cheese Fritos to honey BBQ Cheeze Doodles. Og help us!

Actually, they were pretty good. Had a bag the other day on a ‘this is horribly messed up, it must be tasted’ moral imperative. Figured I’d have a few… wound up eating half the bag… then the other half later. Surprisingly very not salty.

I bought a bag of the Cheez Doodles a few months ago when I had my yearly “horrible manufactured food cravings of things denied to me as a child” event.

They are distgustingly delicious. Very much like how I feel about candy corn. I buy them once a year, eat a whole bag, and then afterwards want to vomit and vow to never buy them again.

These type of ‘foods’ really should be kept near the rolling papers.