Hooray for sex and science!

In My Humble Opinion
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Riffling through my on-line Scientific American I noticed that Wrigley has patented a gum laced with viagra. An interesting idea, but nothing like this other listed patent.

Go to:
www.uspto.gov
patent no. 6,485,773

IMO one of the scientific breakthroughs of the century. No longer can women say,“I would, but the taste is awful” or," I can’t swallow that vile stuff".

(Read the whole description of what’s in it, how to take it, couple’s comments, etc).

Men and women with an oral,um, bent, I await your,ah, input.

2

how many flavors does it come in (wups)

and if you blow it up as a bubble can you use it as an emergency condom?

3

Yeah, but it doesn’t cure headaches or make you less sleepy;)

4

I’m off to my lab to include codeine and dexadrine in the mixture.

5

I knew this woould have pineapple!

6

Didn’t even read the OP. As far as I’m concerned, I can agree with hooray for sex and science. :smiley:

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But Khadaji:

Now oral sex can taste great and even if it isn’t less filling,well, it TASTES GREAT!

This is especially important with great voumes of semen. I know this guy who likes to fellate my(check that) HIS horse. I’m (damn) HE’S going to love this stuff.
Woof; pineapple!

8

Huh?!

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Lizard:

whaddaya mean,“Huh”? Yeah, like you don’t go down on YOUR horse. I’ll bet you’re one of those people who don’t masturbate,too.Oh,the hypocrisy…

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By horse you mean penis, right? You like to fellate yourself? Lucky. I hope that’s what you mean…

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By horse you mean penis, right? You like to fellate yourself? Lucky. I hope that’s what you mean…

12

Ahhh someone kill the multipost

13

Well, here’s the link for the lazier folk amongst us (myself included. What’s with all the clicking!?) I’d like to say that, on behalf of all men everywhere, I shed a tear of joy. More like 2 or 3, but don’t tell anybody.

14

I think I already know what you’re saying, but say it again in simpler terms because I don’t want to believe it just yet.

15

Pineapple, ok. But broccoli?! And celery? :eek:

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Now titled “Lorena’s Theme”

She bought some broccoli …
She brought it hooommmme …
She’s choppin broccoli …

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Please, for the love of God, let that be the case!

18

Sqube:

Thanks for the link. I have webtv and if there’s a way to do it with this system, I have yet to find it. It’s a constant irritation.

Lizard:

You may conclude whatever you wish. Horsies need love too, you know.

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hmmm, the OP kinda confused me at first. I cut and pasted that number into the search (not noticing I had truncated the last two digits) and came up with some sort of extendable table.

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Nice of them to make it with vitamins. Maybe people will be able to live on the stuff.
Mel.