So I just noticed I went over .5k and I didn’t celebrate. ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
That’s OK, Frankie, we’re not particular. We’ll celebrate 524 posts (as of right now) if you want. You did bring beer and hot dogs, right?
Catrandom
Why are these celebrations always so, so, so, declasse? Let’s be elegant for a change – kielbasa and ginger ale!
well well said the royal desiccation my political opponents back home always maintained
that i would wind up in hell and it seems they had the right dope
Don Marquis
archy interviews a pharaoh
What? No tequila? No Hookers?
Someone get Patron Anejo in here, now!
You know, two birds, one stone… 
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
woohoo!
hooray
Burn enters the room slowly and majestically, clad in a black tuxedo, a red silk shirt and a long black cape and a top hat. He climbs the stairs and the lights dim, the room grows silent ad spotlights illuminate his imposing figure. He reaches into his inside breast pocket and brings forth… one of those horn rolled up party favor thingies (the kind with the fringe and sparklies)… and placing it to his lips sensuously he expells a slow powerful breath, extending the full length of the festive musical protruberance with an endearing and amusing “FWEEEEEEEEE” sound
Congrats Frankie!
You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
You know, I can honestly say that I’ve never hopped when in anger…
Krispy Original – The original SDMB bad boy
Thanks all I feel so honored to be above 500 posts.
Thank you to all of you who have laughed with me and cried with me.
Thank you for the booze most importantly.
Oh and Burn?? WTF??
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
You’ve heard of Hoppin’ John, blackeyed peas and rice? Well, we have Hoppin’ Frankie: just as full of beans and pretty lethal when he ties into all the free booze. Just don’t light any matches around him.
Way to go, Frankie! Congrats and have a brew, pal.
Veb