But, they’re dead.
Aussie paeleontologists (sp? spelling this makes my hands shake) have found a cave full of unique fossils, including a marsupial “lion”, giant Tasmanian Wolves, & strange horned kangaroos.
“What’s that Skip? You’re so… unsuitable for the timeslot?”
Ah, yes…the horned, bulbous-nosed kangaroo…
Trivia tidbit: It’s Latin name is Macropus Clintonus.
Oops - my bad! The Macropus Clintonus is actually the horny, bulbous-nosed Kangaroo.
Carry on.
My four-year-old son informed me yesterday that kangaroos have very smelly feet.
I don’t know where he got that, but I am sure it contributes meaningfully to this thread somehow.
I’d love to see a bulbous-nosed horned kangaroo. Sounds like something from Bloom County.
My first thought was, “Neat! Kangalopes!”
My second thought was “Geez, why’d all the really cool animals have to die out a gazillion years ago?”
Then I remembered that modern kangaroos are pretty cool in their own right.
And just how long do you think it’ll be before those fascists in the military industrial complex start breeding them as weapons? Oh, the horror!
Wow, I thought this thread was a woosh at first.
I have horny kangaroos in my yard. (click the www link to see a picture of the results. it might be on page 2)
Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.
I’m still holding out for the day when jackelopes can range wild and free again.
Was this before or after they developed their crotch-kicking capability? That’s their most important defense from tourists, you know.