Horrible and bizarre German music videos

… but in three of those eight videos there are men dressed up as women. The transvestitism in German comedy is almost as strong as in English comedy.

Herman the German.

Or as Bavaria. Or even worse, yodeling Berliners in lederhosen.

Maschendrahtzaun

[semi-OT]Am I the only one getting this annoying message to register my Youtube account with Google just to view one of the above videos? If so you can forget about me ever going there anymore.

You can skip that step.

Not anymore, I think. Though you should be able to see all non-NSFW videos if you aren’t logged in.

Getting a “mind-picture” of a row of dancing/yodelling jelly-donuts, here, EH!:slight_smile:

Quasi

I managed to find a copy of Hurz, just because seeing it mentioned tickled me. One of Hape Kerkelings moments of sheer and utter brilliance.

I don’t think there’s an original video for it, but when I saw the thread title, I immediately thought of Foyer des Arts’ song ‘Komm in den Garten’… I could only find this self-proclaimed ‘irrwitzige Inszenierung’ (‘absurd production’) online, unfortunately.

This song was really really really popular in Bulgaria when I was living there from 2006 to 2008. The video isn’t really inherently terrible, it’s just so…tacky.

Plus the song sucks.

BTW, I am informed that the title means “You Have The Greatest Ass in the World”. And yet some Americans still think Europeans are somehow more cultured and sophisticated than themselves. Ha!

Yeah, it was an act of real-life trolling at its best, years before the word was even coined.

This thread has grown tedious. Now we must all dance!

Oh, I see you are referring to Sprockets. I love Sprockets.

I’ve always wondered what exactly was Mike Myer’s inspiration for Sprockets? I mean there are some wild distortions and stereotypes there about Germans, yet there is still a kernal of comedic truth. In hindsight, I guess it’s the “Austin Powers” treatment for Germans even before there was an Austin Powers treatment for Brits. I guess it was probably inspired by the pretentious Berlin postmodern art scene of the 80’s and 90’s… well, not just Berlin- there were equal movements in every major European city- supoose you could change a few things and accents in that skit and it could just as easily be the French “sproquets”. Although, I would genuinely like to know some of his inspiration and sources for that, I’m sure much of it sprung from the stereotypes of the art scene and (Sado) Masochism of movies like Cabaret ('72), but I’m also sure much of it was just absurdist art from the mind of Michael Myers and other SNL writers. For me Sprockets was kind of remininiscent of things I saw like Documenta Kassel and the Giant Pick Axe… and now, artists like Christo.

Love to have Christo’s gig… I mean didn’t he grow insanely rich and famous for essentially wrapping things? Christmas Wrappers Revolt… you have a higher calling!

% let’s all go to die Konzession stehen and have ourselves a snack %

I suppose KMFDM (Kein Mitleid Fur Die Mehrheit or “No sympathy for the majority”) can sort of squeeze in here.

Their song “Megalomaniac” has a pretty cheesy video, and the song has some pretty disgusting lyrics like:

*"Like a fiendish tropic virus
Spitting bile at all you whores
Razor-sharp tongue-in-cheek
Poking in your open sores

A wolf in sheep’s clothing
The ultimate disgrace
Wrapped up as a gift of god
Exploding in your face"*

Video: KMFDM - Megalomaniac [HD] - YouTube

For added creepy factor, some lyrics from this band’s songs were posted on Eric Harris’ website, one of the Columbine killers.

Can someone reliably translate the opening lines to this song? I’m having trouble with some of the words.

They are: *Die wunder dieser welt werden dir geschenkt
Gluck ist nicht kauflich sehnsucht bleibt unerreicht
Preisratsel
Winken nimmersatt
Kein mitleid fur die mehrheit
*

Something about the wonders of the world I give to you, happiness cannot be bought and is unattainable…I have no idea what the middle two lines mean.

ETA: I actually sort of like this song for some reason.

Man, the tubes, they burn my eyes. I started off on a mild journey into nostalgia but the links, oh the cursed links, they just kept going deeper and deeper into the madness, further and further away from the shore of sanity into a braying sea of cacophony.

I have a a hard time believing that DÖF is real. It almost seems like somebody is playing a trick on me… that this was made in some Russian soundstage somewhere to create some alternate reality. I also can barely believe this is real… In the car ahead of me.

Some easy listening… The Red Sun of Barbados.

I remember Hubert Kah. Not fondly… kinda the same way one might remember Thomas Dolby.

Fraulein Menkes Tall Mountains??
Spider Murphy Gang was actually pretty good. That’s a good song about bed hopping.

Man, wasn’t/isn’t Nena just fucking gorgeous? Echt heiss…

Hope this one has been posted yet.

:smiley:

Quasi

Just so everyone knows… that song was originally recorded in English, then translated for the German “Disko” market. Even Hassellhoff knows you have to divide and conquer Germany.

… Just like all of the “German Invasion” Pop of the eighties (Nena, Falco, Schilling) was originally recorded in German, then translated for the American Market.

… and I suppose more recently translated musik, Rammstein.