My favorite is still “riding the baloney pony” from Grumpy Old Men. 
Blumpkin? Anyone heard of that one?
…and then there’s:
Rubbin’ the nubbin
Gilding the lily
Strumming the bush banjo
Part 'em and pet 'em
and so on.
…and then there’s:
Rubbin’ the nubbin
Gilding the lily
Strumming the bush banjo
Part 'em and pet 'em
and so on.
I like snogging and shagging, myself. And tongue lashings. 
Moustache rides (5 cents)
I have never heard of a Blumpkin, but I have heard of a Grumpkin. I assume that they are the same thing. Any ever heard of a kangaroo punch or a bismark (not the German Chancellor)?
Playing the Meat Kazoo (and munching on the Love Taco)
Beef Curtains
I’m still looking for a mod to close this.
Playing the flesh flute.
Husband was quite pleased with himself when he brought that phrase home from work.
Sheri
Cleveland Steamer, Uncle Karl, New Jersey Meat Hook, Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Kicker, Snowballing, et cetera!
~ARose
Don’t forget to “get your red wings.”
“tossing one’s salad”, according to Chris Rock, is having someone lick your *sshole…
[sup]Ha! This is still open![/sup]
I kinda like “boxing the trouser mouse” It has a priceless visual.
Don’t forget:
golden showers
brown showers (ick!)
circle jerk - not the rock group
cooking sausage - my hub’s favorite
beaver
oh jeez I need to drag off the hubby now
[nitpick]
“Having your salad tossed, is having your *sshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.”
-Chris Rock, paraphrasing the tossed salad guy from an HBO special on jails.
[/nitpick]
“When you’re sucking a cock, you can pretend it’s something else. But when you’re eating an ass, you KNOW it’s an ass.”
-Chris Rock, on Salad tossing
By the way, am I the only one who’s noticed thatthe letters in the OP’s user name can be rearranged to spell “Bi Anus”?
Leave it to you my love to figure out that one!
Thanks Wump!! I knew there was something more to it, but couldn’t remember what it was!
I prefer the phrases that sound dirty, but aren’t. With apologies to David Letterman.
Wind Surfing on Mount Baldy.
Shaking Hands With Abraham Lincoln.
Getting a Quarter Pounder at the Golden Arches.