I have a feeling a Blumpkin is a variant of the Blumphy. This was, according to the Popbitch mailing list, a practice enjoyed by Gene Simmons from Kiss. After a gig, he’d get a groupie backstage to blow him whilst taking a shit.
Sorry, but it was asked. 
I have a feeling the OP has asked this to be closed a few times & out of respect it should be.
Fourth post…
Two pages later, still going strong.
SDMB = sex-obsessed? Pffffth
Thank you! Now, will someone PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD!!! handy, you are now on my very short list of dopers to be nice to.
Hairy clam
Fur burger
Doin the nappy dugout
Stink finger
ooohh…this is fun!!
Hairy clam
Fur burger
Doin the nappy dugout
Stink finger
ooohh…this is fun!!
Is there a Monster at the end of this thread, too? Is Anubis the SDMB Grover?
How about “inserting one’s erect penis into a woman’s vagina”? Snicker, snicker.
Wow! Have you guys seen the “view” count on this thread?!
No one’s mentioned “Playing ‘Hide the Salami’”.
Victor, the one-eyed Boa Constrictor.
How about some Irish* Sausage? *insert ethnic background here!
E3
Didn’t we all learn “Roman Shower” somewhere lately? Perhaps in the Caligula thread.
For an extramarital affair: “Offshore drilling”
alright, I’m not sure if this is related or not, but somehow I get the feeling it probably is.
What the hell is a sockpuppet?
this has got to be bullshit! i mean, the guy who posted the original question was formerly known as “bobevilsquid”!
bob me!
Well if you can’t ** take the skin boat to tuna town ** you could always do the ** five knuckle shuffle **. But if you are going to ** knock boots ** you may want to start things off by ** yodelin’ in the valley **.
The there’s Whacking a Mole…
Dirty Sanchez
Breakin’ a bronco.
(While engaged doggy style, whisper, “You’re almost as good as your sister.”)
Anubis, you silly little hypocrite, you.
Here you are in this thread asking us to explain the finer vocabulary of sex. (They are websites and books on this you know? Try a google search, you’ll have a blast!)
Then you have a post in the Pit complaining about all the sex/porn threads. Are you not contributing to the exact problem you’re complaining about?
You now have two pages worth on this thread alone? There goes your valuable space (although I didn’t realize we were on a space limit…)
Then you say you’re going to close the thread after you get your answer(s). It’s 2 pages long for heaven’s sake! You’re getting quite the education aren’t you?
You’re going to become a nymphomaniac yet, huh?
What about “Dirty Sanchez”
That’s when you take your … never mind. Suffice to say, if you get one and don’t react negatively, you’re in love.
I just bought something on eBay from a guy who uses that as his screen name. I wonder if he knows what it means.
Anyone know about the expression “boxing clever”? I heard it in a song. It’s something the singer’s girlfriend does but I have no idea what it is.
A Complete List of Fexual Acts
It ain’t for the squeamish.