Good God, woman, have you not heard of a spoon?!?
I rubbed a Monte Cristo with Wild Turkey before smoking it.
The cigar, not the turkey
I have eaten most of the candy people give me for my kids.
I actually like instant potatoes. I cover slices of summer sausage with plain, boxed potatoes and I eat it.
I’d have it for dinner now, but I have no summer sausage.
This is for the people at Cafe Society:
I like Kevin Costner, I like The Blair Witch Project and I’m a big fan of Terry Goodkind.
While playing with my band last night, I sang two Christmas songs, accompanying myself on my ukulele.
Hey, cadolphin was horrified…
I drink milk from the jug.
I drink my wine with ice cubes in it ( even the good stuff)
I put cheap toilet paper in my guest bathroom.
[Steve Martin]You mean I’m going to stay this color?[/SM]
I strung along a telemarketer for at least three minutes before she figured out I wasn’t about to switch my phone service.
And I’d do it again.
I want sex with one of my best friends!
Okaaaaay, so I guess I won. 
But here’s another, less shocking, one:
I haven’t bathed all weekend. I know, but I just haven’t all weekened. I’ve been at home, haven’t gone anywhere, just relaxed and done nothing all weekend. Slept till 1 yesterday even, it felt good. But I haven’t bathed. I will tomorrow, though. Another shock, I’ll bet.
I’ve mentioned this before, but I guess this is the correct thread for it.
I’ve never watched a single episode of The Simpsons.
I’ve never watched a single episode of any of the Star Trek shows/spin-offs, and the only movie I saw was the one with the whales.
I’ve never watched a single episode of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer.
I’ve never watched a single episode of King of the Hill.
I’ve never watched a single episode of Married With Children.
I’ve never read The Hobbit.
I believe there are entirely too many LOTR threads in Cafe Society.
I havent made mashed potato’s from scratch since the Carter administration! I use boxed and boxed always.
Oh yeah, I have one more, …Oh god, how can I admit this?..Okay here goes…I read “the Weekly World News” Actaually it’s pretty funny, the last article I read was “3rd tablet found, Thou shalt not Bath”
Ahahahah! Amateurs!
I bought a fruitcake from the grocery store.
And I ATE it! All 20 ounces of it!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
I still want sex with one of my best friends.
I’m suprised that bodypoet is still alive, I wasnt aware that the human body could digest a 20 ounce brick.
I did this.
I did this.
You told me that was excess LUBE!
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