cool until a bald-headed starship captain came along
Hot Wheels
Hot! until old enough to have a real car.
Ice cold Patron shots
Hot, as in it burns on the return trip.
The bottle of vodka in the freezer
Nothing’s more hot than an icy vodka shot.
manned space exploration
Hot. Wish we did a lot more of it. On to Mars!
The planet Mars
Not.
All the hot sexy Martians are dead or moved away.
Cupping.
Not. Kinda looks like a skin disease.
Olympic swimming.
Not, there is perfectly solid ground for them to run on right next to the pool. Use that.
Ulysses Kansas
Not, I guess, since I’ve never heard of the dude (or the place?)
Indiana Jones
One of the all-time great film franchises.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
I can believe it’s not butter.
Sushi
Delicious even though it’s cold.
Dim sum
Never tried it, so… not.
Real butter.
Better than its substitutes.
pork ‘n’ beans
Hot, as an occasional comfort food. Secret trick: add some coffee for a better smoky flavor.
Animal House
Hot, double secret absurdist fun.
Kelly’s Heros
All those burning bridges make it hot…
Pacific Rim
Lots of style. Little substance.
Amusement park food
I eat it, but always regret it.
poorly-fitting shoes
Not. I kick 'em off as soon as I can.
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