Hot. I never learned to drive a stick.
Bottled water
Hot, only in my house, where the tap water tastes like Rio pool water.
Greek yogurt
Hot, if it’s got fruit in it.
Summer squash
Hot, even raw.
eggplant parmigiana
Hot, once I grew up. As a kid it was so Not.
stuffed animals
Hot, for dogs to rip to shreds and scatter their brains all over the yard.
TI-99/4a
Not. RPN is the way to go!
RPN calculators (HP, or otherwise)
Hot. ALL calculators are hot.
cold waffles
Hot. Just pop it into the toaster and you’re good to go. But if eating it cold… not. So very, very not.
Jim Beam
Hot. But Maker’s Mark is better.
Chocolate fudge brownies
Hot.
Sauerkraut
Hot. Love it, especially home-made, and on hot dogs.
stockings with seams
Not - From the female perspective they’re too difficult to put on and keep straight. I can’t speak for the male perspective.
Loafers
Hot. Easy to slip on and off.
Worcestershire sauce
As a kid - Not. Now, it has its place, so, Hot.
Poached eggs
Hot. I love Eggs Benedict
Tabasco sauce
Hot. When I was in the Marines, Tabasco Sauce made the C-rations (and later, MREs) palatable. I always had a bottle in my alice pack.
Foie Gras
Hot/Not. Love it. Hate how it’s made.
rumble seats
Not. An automotive afterthought, and too cramped.
A Hummer stretch limo
Not, unless there is a 50 cal or a TOW launcher on it.
Kurt Vonnegut