Not. Ew. No flies are hot.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Hot, I imagine, though I’ve never been there.
Porn
Not. Boring and fake as fuck.
Root beer.
Hot if it’s the good stuff. Not if it’s just A&W sugar water
People named Cecil
Hot if it’s a seasick sea serpent.
NASCAR
NOT, 200mph left turning billboards. Yawn.
Formula1
Hot 15,000 RPM excitement
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Hot. Or cold. Or just right.
Elton John
Hot.
Bruce Springsteen
hot. or maybe warmish.
The Kentucky Derby
Lukewarm. I like gambling, but not on horses.
Bigfoot
Not. There are so many real-life mysteries that are much more intriguing.
The new fall television season.
Hot. We’re living in the Golden Age of television.
The 80s.
Lots of Hot, and lots of Not.
LIVE MEGADOPPLER abc7000 HD
Hot, although I had to Google it.
Sonoluminescence
Definitely hot, although I too had to Google it
sugar cookies
Not. If you’re going to go for something sweet, it might as well be something a little more interesting.
Corduroy
Not. Hasn’t been for awhile.
A good-fitting pair of Levis.
Not. I hate how uncomfortable jeans are (can’t typically cross my legs), no matter how “good-fitting” they are.
Frozen yogurt.
Not. I hate dairy except for ice cream.
Shirley Temple