Hotcreemygurlz4u just IMed me, what do I do?

Oh, great. Thanks, Enderw23!!! I was really trying to stay away from that thread, but since you made me read it…jeez, you must be some kind of contortionist.

No, but maybe Dr. Ruth.

Everybody sing!

Are your Cheerio’s not cheery?
Does Shredded Wheat leave you flat?
Are your Sugar pop’s not popping?
Have you ever considered that:
A warm bowl of hotcreemygurlz
will start your day off right!
Full of vitamins and iron
You’ll be humping mailboxes day and night!