What? Got sick of spamming me through e-mail? GO AWAY YOU FRIGGIN PORN ADVERTISERS!!!
The thing that pisses me off the most about the IM porn peddlers is that I cant insult them effectively because they never answer me back.
Well, now I know why I couldn’t have that name. Bastards.
Perhaps you could hook them up with hotpinklezzypussy4u, they seem to be lonely.
I’ve been IM’d by them 2 or 3 times usually when I’m on a search engine like Jeeves or something.
Go figure.
This is not a new phenomenon folks. I was getting porn IM’s on AOL at least five years ago. It is the main reason why I no longer use IM services. I get enough spam in my e-mail without having to see it in IM’s.
It’s not only IM. I just downloaded ICQ a week ago. A week ago!!! And I’m already getting stupid porn crap. How do these idiots do it? Between that and all the stupid porn and get rich quick junk e-mails on my hotmail account, it just never ends:
“Hot steamy co-eds are dying to meet you!”
“The youngest girls allowed by law, having sex with kitchen utensils and farm animals!”
“YOU can learn how to blow yourself in 5 easy lessons!”
Leave me the hell alone you spamming peckerhead pricks.
Ugh, I hear ya. The funniest one I ever got on ICQ was “Join the Party in my Panties!”
I use Odigo now, which lets you use AIM, ICQ, and Yahoo! all in one app, and it’s cut down on the AIM/ICQ spam, but now I get random messages (always from Tunisian guys, not sure why) from guys saying “let’s cyber!” Um, no thanks. Go join the party in this girl’s panties or something.
You know, if you set your messenger to where random people cannot find you or contact you, you don’t get any of this…
Yer pal,
Satan
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Hmmmm. I’m not so sure I’d delete this one quite so quickly…nahhh, I’d never leave the house.
I’ve beeen using AIM for a couple years and have never gotten a spam IM. But then, I don’t have any information in my profile, so AFAIK, people can’t find me unless they already know my name.
Really Ender! How can you be so selfish!? Don’t you have any compassion for these Hotcreemygurlz? Clearly they’re reaching out 2U for help.
For heavens sake, do you have any idea how difficult it is getting through life being hot and creemy? Even simple, everyday activities you take for granted like buying groceries or riding the bus are made insurmountable challenges by the affliction of hotcreemy-ness. Why, just last week I saw a poor afflicted creemygurl succumb to her uncontrollable libidinous impulses and dry-hump a public mailbox.
So next time show a bit more consideration.
Oh, Inky…LOL!
Okay, that’s going on my “Potential Future Sigs” list.
You know what really insults my intelligence? Stupid porn ads that pretend to be actual people.
They say something like “would you mind pointing your browser to http://www.hotsex.com/pussy4u/free.html? My browser keeps timing out, so I want to see whether it’s my problem or whether the site’s down. Please help me! Oh, and don’t be offended…it’s erotica!”
Give me a break.
MR
Hotcreemy…Hmmmmmm…Sounds like pus…
Yeah… but then where do you get your porn???
Ask her if she likes Twinkies in the microwave.
Pus? Sounds like some kind of erotic breakfast cereal.
“4 out of 5 cannibals surveyed prefer Hot Creemy Girls for breakfast!”
…and of course we see the shot of Mama Cannibal, complete with apron, stirring a big cauldron…and the l’il cannibalettes all eagerly awaiting with bowls in hand.
(Do you think Wilfred Brimley would be the spokesman?)
Actually, my guess is that it’s a reference to this:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44749
But then again, it might not be. Life’s a crapshoot.
If it’s so creeemmmy, will it get stiff if I whip it?