boo-ya!
Bugger. Real Life hit me fairly hard this week, and I’ve been away from the Dope for several days. I’m very very sorry about that. I’ll work hard to get caught up over the weekend. :(((
I could use a Vodka.
OOG
And I could use next to anything.
I just found out I didn’t work enough to qualify for unemployment.
There has to be a joke here somewhere.
/OOG
I just returned from Safeway where I was inspired to try a cocktail concoction of the following that is quite tasty:
Captain Morgan’s Lime Bite Rum
Zico coconut water
A splash of Cherry 7up
No idea what to call it though.
Sorry to hear about your unemployment woes. That really sucks. 
That sucks, Meeko. I’m all out of Vodka, but I’ve got an extra bottle of Scotch I could send your way…
“Crackle, crackle, waggle, waggle!!! Drop the Neroes and get with it Zero Heroes!”
Everyone jumped out of bed, quite startled. Immediately, their eyes looked to the television screen in their rooms.
The little light went on and dramatic music began to play. Before any image appeared, though, the voice came back through the speaker.
“No. I don’t believe it. No. No. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!”
Silence for a moment, followed by a video on the TV screen.
Watch that first step! It’s a doozy!
The voice returned, “Sorry, I just realized I left the thermostat set at 72 F the entire Night. What a waste of energy. Oh, and it looks like OneandOnly fell into some kind of pit……with a demon or something. Well, that was unexpected. I thought we removed that Balrog back when it tried to kill the White Witch. Oh, well, live and learn.”
**OneandOnly is dead. He was Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings. He was a member of the Excellent Indivisible Unity of Good Characters. He had no special powers; he was Vanilla Town.
**
“Please reassemble in the lobby for breakfast and more fun murder discussion.”
It’s now Day Three. Day Three will……
“Shut up, you!” the voice rudely interrupted Mahaloth.
Why?
“It’s not Day Three yet! Pay attention!”
Wow, that is awkward. Well, I don’t run the hotel, so I’ll leave it to him.
It’s apparently not Day Three yet, folks. Stay in your rooms and keep to yourselves.
“We’ll have the chips and dip delivered to your rooms.”
Hey, it’s not all bad, right? 
<clears throat, talks to the air>
Will Day Three start at a particular time, or is it subject to some other thing?
So, do we have any idea when the real Day 3 will begin?
“Shut up and get to your rooms, you two!”
Wow, I guess he means it.
After eating plenty of chips and dip for breakfast, which was a bit weird, the heroes were a little surprised to see their TV turn on again.
It played this video:
Swing your partner round and round! Where she comes down, nobody knows!
The voice returned, “Wow, that was neat. And weird. I like the part where her legs swung back and forth a lot. Now that monster I knew we had, but I forgot how he got out. Well, keep an eye on that, I guess.”
Chipacabra is dead. He was Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He was a member of the Excellent Indivisible Unity of Good Characters. He was in a “lover” relationship and they could communicate privately at all times; he was a mason.
“Everyone feel free to gather in the lobby for discussion.”
The Heroes recollected in the lobby.
It is now Day Three. Day Three will…
“Hey, don’t interrupt. It isn’t Day Three yet, moron.”
What? Not yet? Are you kidding me?
“I never kid. Well, I do. But seriously, it’s still Night. Everybody get back to your rooms.”
OK. Fine. Whatever. Who made this game, anyway?
Everyone shuffled back up to their hotel rooms to….wait? Or something?
go town
Cookies, did you kill chip?
I don’t think we’re allowed to ask that yet.
Shit i didn’t realize the day hadn"t started yet. Arg.
“Quiet!”
[somewhat muffled, but still audible from behind the closed door]
What! No more pay-per-view porn!?! What kinda hotel is this anyway?!?
[/sm,bsafbtcd]
Can we at least get some room service?!
“OK, get up for realsies now,” the voice spoke. “Seriously, Day is starting this time for real. But first, you have to see what came in on our satellite receiver. It’s pretty neat.”
The heroes turned on their TV’s….again. And again, they were greeted with a video.
“Well, that just sucks, doesn’t it? Oh well, those insect ships were always crawling over our food anyway. Seriously, though. Three in one Night? I’ve never seen that happen. Wow. I’m actually awake now.”
Mentalguy is dead. He was Xev Belringer from Lexx. He was a member of the Excellent Indivisible Unity of Good Characters. He had no special powers; he was Vanilla Town.
“More good news. You get to come down into the lobby and pick another person to die. No, I’m not sending you back into your rooms again. Just head on down and start gibber jabbering. One of you dies a the end of the Day.”
The heroes regathered again, enjoying lunch this time to start their Day.
It is now Day Three.
:waits for interruption:
Cool.
It is now Day Three. Day Three ends on Thursday, February 3 at 3:00 PM Eastern.
Have fun!
So, um. Wow.
Cookies, which kill would you like to take credit for?