Too much to include all details. Let’s just say that we meet House’s parents, and his dad is R. Lee Ermey. House hates his father.
House gets a phone call during his meeting (while trying to figure out what’s wrong with the patient…more on this later), and finds out that his parents are going to Europe, and have a layover nearby, and would like to see him. He tries desperately to get out of it, including volunteering for more clinic duty. No go.
The patient is a kid who just graduated from college (Ivy League, too), who collapses at a graduation party. His body is sending out electric shocks.
I’m going to avoid all of the “try to figure out what’s wrong with him” stuff. Suffice to say that he had a PET scan, and a CAT scan and an MRI, and a QWERTY scan, and an IHIUG <TKTU>H scan.
The kid, Cornell, while in the hospital, has his father tell him the truth about his mother’s death. Cornell had always been told that Mom had died from a drunk driver hitting her car. In fact, she fell asleep behind the wheel. Dad spun the story to scare Cornell away from drinking and driving.
Cornell admits that, during Spring Break, he told his dad he had to write two papers. Actually, he went to Jamaica with some schoolmates (the family’s inability to tell each other the truth was a plot point).
Cameron does a search for the friends who went to Jamaica with Cornell, to see if any of them have any illnesses. One does.
Turns out that
Dad owns a salvage yard, and he’d found an old plumb that he gave to Cornell as a gift, like a keychain. The metal was radioactive, and the damage that had been done to Cornell’s system was too great for him to produce white blood cells, making him vulnerable to any infection. They had to remove a tumor from inside his spinal cord (which was causing the shocks), but his body was too badly damaged by radiation sickness for Cornell to recover. He doesn’t die in the episode, but Wilson and Chase strongly hint that there’s nothing that can be done at that point to save his life. So his father, in giving him a gift, killed him.
I loved the line to Cameron:
“Um…doctor…perhaps you’d leave a card on your way out.”