Alright last one…
Get out! ::push::
The dingo ate your baby.
“i got beamed with ooooooooooooooooooil!”
“he can even do spanish!”
“holaaaaa!”
from the same episode…
you’re a real go-getter darren.
and with your help, we’ll GET that chicken!
also “kenny?? kenny!!!” (from the kenny roger’s roaster’s one"
“why did they bring us oranges?”
“and you want to be my butler/latex salesman!”
“Soup nazi”
“Sex to save the friendship!”
“Why do I want to take shorter showers when this is where I really want to be?”
bah…i botched that last one…
it’s “because he’s MY butler”
and “and you want to be my latex salesman?”
all is right with the world now
Mr Marbles?
Bubble Boy!
“Are you saying you want a piece of me?”
Double-dip - “You double-dipped the chip… You dipped the chip, you took a bite and you dipped again. Thats like putting your whole mouth in the bowl!”
“He’s beboppin’ and scattin’ and I’m losin’ it!”
High five!!! (David Puddy)
You’re a ribbon bully.
A George divided against itself cannot stand.
You want answers, you ask the eightball!
A block of cheese the size of a car battery.
Giddyup!
You’re sooo good looking.
“I can feel his blood inside me…borrowing stuff from my blood.”
“Believe it or not, George isn’t at home…”
okay I’m going to reject that as a Seinfeld-ism but I’m going to say that you have singlehandedly found the #1 funniest moment (in my opinion) in Seinfeld history…Believe it or not…George isn’t at home…where can he beeeeee?
Wizard tip calculator
“It can do other things!”
Kramer: “I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m LOVING it!”
Another Kramer:
“I’m mossy, Jerry. My mind is mossy.”
You almost stole mine. From the same episode:
“My boys need a house.”