I love when they do that - Peterman is good for those. Like when the cake inspector said it was “two nineteen”, he called him a “glorious titwillow.” He also mentioned that Walter has a “polyp in the duodenum.” And when Elaine’s pretend cheated on her, “that wasn’t Zack, that was the Yam Yam!”
“BOSCO!!!”
“It feels like aliens are invading my body!”
“You end with the swirl!”
“It was like a big lavish production with lots of razzle dazzle but no storyline.”
“Schnitzer’s.”
“I stopped short!”
Invisible suitcases.
Already touched upon, but properly expressed as: Independent George.
“I’ve got hand!” - George
“Vile weed!” - Newman
Jimmy legs - Kramer
“Cable Boy!” - Kramer
Urban Sombrero - Elaine
“Jimmy’s down!” - Jimmy
“You’re a VERY bad man!” - Babu
Ball Man, from the episode with the tennis tournament, the deaf girl and George getting dumped for stuffing his face on TV.
[Kramer]C-c-c-c-CAT fight?!?[/Kramer]
I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
cf’75
“Billy Mumphrey was a cock-eyed optimist…”
“You double dipped!”
“It moved.”
“The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli…”
“I can’t carry a pen, I’m afraid it’ll puncture my scrotum.”
Marble rye.
Ahhh-HAAAAAAA!
“My boys…need a floor under them.”