MC- my man, and men everywhere, thank you for your excersize wisdom.
Other than that, of course men lie in polls, because they hear the 200 women chattering away about penis size, and seeing it on Ally McBeal (aach), etc. No, it really isn’t that big of a deal though.
It’s probably only as important as breast size: some men have minimum and maximum requirements, but most really don’t care if they are with someone they care about. Same thing for women and blue-veined thunderbolts of power, or whatever.
Like guys don’t talk about girls chests (etc.) in the locker room and other macho environments.
Yes, and I wonder where you heard that before. Maybe here?
KimKat, just to keep the boards honest, Those lines come from Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined by Drew Carey…
Well, the word “tweezers” come to mind for me. :D:D My motto is “it may not be very big around, but at least it’s short”. Actually, for those that are keeping mundane records, it is a mighty 6.5 inches, and available.
Okay, a joke that fits into this thread perfectly:
Guy goes into a bar and sees a cat sitting on the
bar. He says “I bet everyone in here a hundred
dollars that my penis is longer than that cat’s
tail.” People take the bet.
Bartender measures the cat’s tail, and then tells
the guy to draw his pants and he starts measuring.
Guy says “Hey, how did you measure the cat’s tail?”
Bartender says, “I started at his asshole and
measured it.” Guy says “Well, don’t I get the
same treatment?”
I was wondering if everyone would say above average.
I assumed this topic had been covered before, but it’s provocative enough to be a fairly popular thread.
I did say, in a later post, that more is better. I stand behind that observation.(rim shot) A thin, pencil like penis isn’t as “pleasure efficient” as a thicker, shorter penis.
Girth means more than length…and technique is paramount.
Measuring…I can remember getting the tape out when I was a teenager…14 or 15.
Does “that little tidbit” refer to the statement “Everyone wants a big one” or to your size (Just continuing the gag:))?
soulsling:Yeah, I read it. It’s pretty good. Ever see Mallrats? There’s a funny conversation about halfway through the movie about what would happen if Superman really did try to sleep with Lois (A comparison is drawn between his climax and “12 gauge buckshot” ).
Geez…I keep putting my foot in it. Give a guy an inch and he takes a mile.
It’s hard to be serious when you little dorks are constantly hanging onto every small mistake or unintentional play on words that I might be guilty of posting.
“'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a
church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 3, Scene i
(You didn’t think I was seriously going to answer the question, did you? I won’t post a picture of myself on the people pages, I sure as hell am not going to give a physical description of “Mr. Snake”)
Actually, for those that are keeping mundane records, it is a mighty 6.5 inches, and available.