How cool is pricciar?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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For eons this query has perplexed the finest lunatics of history.

Sir Isaac Tueton struggled with splitting pricciar into discrete prismatic postlengths before finally surrendering to the mystical conclusion “equally and oppositely as cool as applesauce”. Kurt Girdle proved that a sound and consistent pricciar could only be incompletely cool, but debate continues over whether a sound pricciar exists. Sockrates made a puppet pricciar with which he held immensely cool dialogues. And Aynstein noted, elegantly, that a pricciar is relatively cool.

But can we be satisfied with such measures? We live in a digital age. Hard information is king. We have the technology. We have the numbers. We have a few instants in which job and new baby are leavineg us alone. The call is clear. Data exists, and that must be mined! Mined? Don’t mind if I do.

HOW COOL IS PRICCIAR? [sub]a sub-numerical analysis[/sub]



SDMB poster                          +100
Funny SDMB poster                    +500
Punny SDMB poster                     -50
Does volunteer work                  +300
Likes libraries                      +250
Appreciates a good film               +50
Appreciates a really bad film        +200
Drinks good beer                      +50
Drinks umbrella drinks                 ^¾
Looks like klingon from Star Trek    ±100
Looks like Trelane from Star Trek    ±100
California dude                       +50
California dude with no tan           -30
  -- rolling blackout adjustment--    -2%
Drops code                           +100
Drops code for the corporate stooges™ -70
Chats                                 +20
Chats w/o becoming a soap opera      +230
Sent a package to baby Ryan          +100
PAT THE BUNNY!!                     +1000
Warned baby about hungry pooches       ×2
Failed to warn pooches about baby      ÷2
Said nice things about baby + wife   +250
Made fun of my physical deformities  -200
Crayon drawings on paper!!          +1000
Makes tired parents laugh           2/n[sub]n->‰[/sub]
Pulled me back to the boars        (ask Mrs Mundi)

So, simply applying the rules of mathemaniacs we discover that . . . hurm

Who are we to contradict Aynstein. Pricciar is relatively cool

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I have been lucky to bask in the glow of pricciar in person, and I have to agree. He’s the coolest, even though he doesn’t like onions. I wish he’d be in chat more often; we miss him!

This doesn’t sound that pleasant, Spiritus… did you have to fight them off with a pointy stick?

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Never spell chacks                  -99%

Damn, that’s gonna hurt my average. Where’s my pointy stick?

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And that cool alternative rock-band hair he’s got… swoon

Pat kicks some serious ass.

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And that Elmo T-hirt he has… swoon

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And he knows how to spell better than me… swoon again

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I nearly forgot about the Elmo shirt.
Chicks dig Elmo.

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Although he is cool and all, I have to deduct points because he uses a Mac. :wink:

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I agree with Rasa, it’s the hair.

And the way he looks up from under it.

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Pat (pricciar) is cool cause he trusted leaving his car at my house while we drove 4 hours to Santa Rosa to see demmie. And he wasnt too scared to be with me. Also, he made me a mix tape, how cool is that? Also, me and him are such trouble makers and have a hive mind thing going on. God damn, i loves me some pat!

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He met me at a dopefest, and did not bitch slap me like I deserved. That makes him cool in my book!

Seriously, he’s a good guy. Very much enjoyed meeting him.

[sub]And not only because his crush on Ruffian will hopefully draw Deathllama’s ire and attention as opposed to MY crush on Ruffian[/sub]

Pat, haven’t seen you in awhile. Hope all is well! :slight_smile:

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Huh?!?

Man, I have been away far too long.

But…FWIW…I like Pat. Pat is neat. DeathLlama likes Pat. So there.

And how cool is Pat? Cool enough that his quote is my signature! :slight_smile:

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Pat is way cool. I went to my first ever Dodgers’ game with him. He’s outgoing, extremely friendly, and anyone with a Grover shirt has to be fun.

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Pfft, that adds style points in my book!

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You didn’t know I thought you attractive? Come on!
**

So much for drawing DeathLlama’s fire. I notice that you were, um, circumspect in saying whether or lot Deathllama liked me.

Or whether YOU do. :frowning:
[sub]Look, I’m sorry about trying to feel you up at that last dopefest, and making those lascivious comments about riding Ruffian like a racehorse. I was drunk…what can I say?[/sub]
Anyway, Pat’s still cool even if I can’t use him as a decoy! :slight_smile:

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Pat rocks, although keep him the hell away from my cherries.

[sub]…yeah, I’m opening myself up to all kinds of comments from the teeming millions…[/sub]

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Pat rocks, although keep him the hell away from my cherries.

[sub]…yeah, I’m opening myself up to all kinds of comments from the teeming millions…[/sub]

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It would be relatively cool for Pat to do a sock set for the Teeming Millions.

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You gotta love that grin,

and that hair,

and that humor,

and that all-around good nature of his.

pricciar is the coolest, no question.

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Yeah, he’s sooooooooo cool. I want to be him. :rolleyes: