Stop me or I’ll post again!
Wait. Stop. Don’t.
OMG, it’s the mad poster!!!
TroutMan, get out of my recycling bin. You’re making it stink!
I love to singa
About the moona
and the tuna
and the springa…
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Whoa! Just saw that as the latest post in that weird tuna-fish thread. Great minds think alike.
No. Stop. If you don’t, we’ll be cruisin’ through the Gulf Stream any minute.
Since we’re going off the deep end here:
What did the WWII Japanese Admiral say when someone put tuna in his recycle bin?
Toro! Toro! Toro!
In fairness to the OP though, I myself like a woman with a clean can that doesn’t smell all tuna fishy.
Step 1) Buy a membership.
Step 2) Request a custom title of “account canceled”
How do you feel about a woman who bleaches her can?
We’re gonna post ya, Sheriff. But we’re gonna post ya slow!
We’re doing George Carlin’s “Seven Words” now, right? 
nm 
Over here, beauty shops – I kid you not – routinely offer “nipple bleaching.” I haven’t heard of anyone bleaching her can.
Then you haven’t been paying attention!
And am I the only one … concerned?.. that those two threads were created by Qadgop the Mercotan, two years apart?
Now now, let’s keep this thread classy. No need to bring up anal bleaching please. Can we get back to the ball peen hammer wielding monkeys?
Damn. And I was just about to tell a great story about when I had my anus bleached by ball peen hammer-wielding monkeys 
That worked!
Errr…
FYI, *every *story about having one’s anus bleached by ball peen hammer-wielding monkeys is a great story.