Didn’t realize there was a line struuter… but we could do the stars, any old time.
dave
I think you’re right, Eve. That was a splendid thread. I didn’t get to see its end, but it certainly looked like fun.
I always thought Charlie was kinda classy for a ‘dummy.’ Better than Mortimer Snerd any day of the week. 
Thank goodness!!!
I didn’t mean to stand you up. I ended up getting called into work & actually had to do work.
(Imagine them actually expecting me to do something just because they’re paying me double time :rolleyes: )
By the time I actually got online, it didn’t look like you had been on in a while & I didn’t see any threads about the wedding so…I figured you forgot.
I say we skip the big shindig & do the drive-thru wedding chapel in Vegas. My treat. That way we can spend the money we would have spent on tuxes & dresses on Liquid Tide.
Oh, I loathe Dallas. Passionately. Them and the Yankees . . . can’t tolerate either one. My favorite teams are the Colts, Redskins, and anyone playing Dallas. Colts v. Dallas is great. So is 'Skins vs. Dallas.
Anyone who wants to court struuter has to first displace me as her boyfriend back in SDMB high school.
Even though Washinton has lost to Dallas SIX times in a row?
::d&r::
I’ve still got that thong thinksnow… I wear it from time to time. Since I’m going to be getting virtually larger in the coming months my thong days might be over though.
I’m going to need a virtual father for my virtual baby because obviously Crunchy Frog isn’t going to take any responsibility and help me out with this virtual pregnancy. That’s o.k. though… he’s got his hands full with little*bit and Tally-Ho. He was just a virtual one night stand to me so I’m going to toss him back to his beautiful bride-to-be and his beautiful mistress.
Ahh, better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all! :rolleyes:
::getting back into his chair::
Um…sure. Yeah. Yes. Of course…
What I mean to say is, I’m not sure. What was the question?
<serious aside>
I was attempting to assuage those that might have interpreted the words here as a “She’s mine!” type thing, which was so prevalent in the South, where I used to live and is appalling to me.
</serious aside>
::TSfeels all lightheaded and giddy at the thought of wooing the amorous struuter::
Rachelle, ohhhh, that’s right, you’re virtually with child! Well, my best wishes to you (and the little one). Hey, can you get virtual child support? 50% of his posts go to you or something like that?
thinks, a little possessiveness can be flattering. When it indicates favor and not lack of trust.
Giddy? Really?
Why am I not surprised that the phenomenon started there?
Ha! thinksnow, I was flirtin with struuter since you were in newbie-diapers. Course, so was I, technically, but I managed.
Just check this out…
When I met struuter
It all took place aboard the good ship weirddave, when I was but a young lad, smitten by her beauty.
But hey, that said, I think I’m gonna drop out of the running. struuter’s right, I’ve got a campaign, and though Bill Clinton could do it, I’m afraid I’ll just have to admire her beauty from afar. Also, you’re both my threadkilling pals, so I don’t wanna raise up any bad blood.
Best wishes to the both of you, on your quest for virtual love!
<adjusts pimp-daddy hat, struts off into the sunset>
Hey, ladies, how YOU doin? Uhhh…ladies? Hey, ladies! Wait up!