How do I post a new thread (like my own)

All that stuff is easy to figure out. What I need to know is how to join this board.

I’m all out of glue and nails.


Duct tape?

How do I include smilies like :stuck_out_tongue: and :wink: and :rolleyes: in my posts?

That’s easy. What I want to know is how to make text red.

This post has been redded by the Redist

Services For Hire.

What would be really cool is if we had some sort of grape color.

As long as you don’t circumcize anyone.
I wonder, is the OP from the Bay Area by chance?

Can posts be longer than 140 characters? I’m not sure I can get my message across in that short a space. I want to make sure I’m understoo

{tap, tap} Is this thing on? Hello?

ETA: How do we edit our posts once we’ve submitted them?

How are we supposed to submit our posts so we can edit them?

Some day.

How do you solve a problem like Amiera’s?
“How do I post a new thread (like my own)?”
The answer to the OP is as clear as:
You’ve already done it! You’ve posted this thread! You’re done!

How do we edit our posts before we’ve submitted them? I don’t see any options for that!

Rio, by Duran Duran

See subject.

I just registered for the forum so I could respond to this post. Now if someone could help me find this thread again so I can respond to it, that would be most helpful.

Help, I'm stuck in this box.

Help, I'm stuck in this box.

>Well, how did you get in?  Oh, crap, now I'm stuck in here, too.