Chicken & dressing would greatly be appreciated.
You can only get it at home. Restaurants only offer turkey & dressing.
2nd choice is fried chicken breast. That is what the OP offers and I accept.
I’ll take mashed potatoes, whole corn with apple pie for desert.
Can you pass the shaker of black pepper to me? I’m ready to eat.
Milk to drink.
No dressing, sorry. The side offered is potatoes.
Fried please. Legs and wings. Mashed taties with chicken cream gravy. Roasted corn on the cob, lots of butter. Apple pie, no ice cream. A glass of skim milk. Thank you, I look forward to dinner.
Thanks, man!
Pan-fried chicken, go ahead and do up the whole thing, I’ll take the breast sections home in a doggie bag after I demolish the dark meat and wings; mashed with pan gravy; corn stewed with okra and tomatoes; apple pie with two scoops of French vanilla; copious amounts of Pilsener beer.
See you next week at my place. The cold snap is supposed to continue, so I’m making a big pot of tripe soup.
Broiled, mashed (skins on, salt, pepper, and only a dash of butter; none of those dairy mountains held together by potato starch that some people prefer), on the cob (boiled, but not over cooked. Make sure there’s still crunch!), apple pie (none of that overly shiny and gelatinous filling; just apples, spices, sugar, maybe citrus, and an eentsy bit of corn starch is fine), and a not-too-oaky and not-too-fruity red wine.
Thanks! It’ll go great after my peanut butter sandwich on stale bread I had for lunch!
Fried, mashed, whole, ala mode, pepsi.
Where are the biscuits?
You can have your corn that way…if you bring your corn that way. Sorry.
Oven fried chicken, mashed taters with gravy, nuke my corn, warmed pie with ice cream. Beer.
Sorry about your chicken and your corn-Homey don’t “fry” that way.
Broiled chicken with nice crispy skin
French fries
Corn on the cob, with salt and butter
Warm apple pie with a scoop of ice cream on top
I’d like to have a glass of iced tea (unsweetened with lemon) but as that choice isn’t available I’ll take a Cherry Coke Zero
Fried, baked potato and whole corn, please. I’ll have a beer and pie a la mode also. No problem if you run out of whole corn, I can go with mashed potatoes and creamed corn. Thanks 
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French fries not on the menu, sorry.
Fried.
But I don’t want potatoes. Can I get a biscuit? Thanks.
And no corn. Because I’m already eating a biscuit and that’s already enough starch for me. Can I get some collard greens instead? Thanks.
And because I’d like to do the pie ala mode, I’ll just take water. I ain’t trying to get diabetes.
Thanks!!
[/difficult person]
Have you tried Googling “Popeyes”?
I don’t get it.
I believe he’s saying to stay within the parameters of his menu options. If you want biscuits and collard greens with your fried chicken, go to Popeye’s. (Some Popeye’s do or did have collard greens as a side.)
So he’s saying he doesn’t have a sense of humor.
Gotcha.
Rotisserie chicken, baked sweet potato, broccoli instead of corn, peach pie instead of apple, and ice water to drink.
You’re going to throw me out for being difficult, aren’t you? 
Nah, he’s been equally playful with all the responses that drifted beyond the options. I thought it was light-hearted fun. 
Of course not. Let’s have a glass or two of the Cordon Negro, then we’ll decide on what you’ll want for dinner, o.k.?