Broiled, mashed, whole, ice cream (because no way does your apple pie compare to mine) beer (although I’d encourage absinthe–anethole really pairs well with chicken without overpowering it)
But now I’m tempted to experiment with a potato/corn breading for fried chicken.
Gimme some extra crispy (can I do that?) fried
mashed taters
whole corn please, and don’t be shy on the butter!
No apple pie as I’m not a fan, do you happen to have cherry? If not just the ice cream
Chocolate milk if you have it…if not…good ole 2%
Fried Chicken
Mashed potatoes.
Barbecued corn on the cob, with lime, raj style.
Strawberry Rhubarb pie with vanilla, and milk.
Sorry about the pie, and putting barbecue sauce on unhusked corn seems silly to me, but sure.
Barbecued wasn’t supposed to mean with sauce. It just means from the grill, browned. You use lime for the condiment. It’s a tradition from India.
I was never an apple pie person.
Fried chicken, french fries (thick cut or waffle, please), boiled on the cob…
French vanilla ice cream, I guess, but could I actually have normal vanilla in the root beer instead? Floats, yummy…
Please see menu in post #1-WYSIWYG.
Fried
Mashed (with gravy. Proper Roux gravy.)
On the cob, roasted on grill
Doubled up
A high end IPA
fried Nashville hot with fries and corn on the cob, with a moderately hoppy IPA.
Russian River Blind Pig IPA o.k.?
Is that what you’re having at home? Sorry you couldn’t make it.
I’m easy with the menu, since it’s the only meal I’ll be eating today (and maybe tomorrow, too!).
Fried, thigh and leg if you have it, with mashed and homemade cream gravy if available. If no gravy, then baked with butter, salt and pepper.
Whole corn not on the cob, 'coz I like to mix it in with the mashed. Roasted on the cob if no gravy.
Double up, apple pie a la mode.
A nice glass of sauvignon blanc to cut through all the heavy, buttery flavors. Coffee with dessert would have been nice, but I’ll manage.
Hey, thanks! What are the rules about tipping around here?
Fried (can I get Nashville Hot?)
Baked potato (w/butter,sour cream, bacon bits and chives please)
Roasted corn on the cob (with garlic butter)
Apple pie with a scoop of french vanilla
Beer (Mammoth IPA 395)
Thanks!
No tipping…but I do collect beers, if you feel you have to leave something.
Ooh, I’d like some peach pie, instead!
I can do that. If you have a favorite from the Eugene area, name it.
Viking Braggot Winter Squash Porter, if possible.
Well, you have me practically drooling here. One of my all-time favorite meals. 
Fried chicken (dark meat, if you please)
Mashed potatoes
Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry
and you can skip the corn and pie.
I do have a six-pack of Diet Dr. Pepper Chocolate Cherry in the soda cellar if you wish to try it.