How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

None of this has anything to do with Trump, you stupid fucking human dildo. In another year or two we can better assess the effects of Trump’s policies.

As it stands, you are actually praising Barack Obama. I bet that feels good, huh?

Didn’t the Dow go from about 8,000 to 20,000 over the course of the Obama administration? Where were the conservatives giving him credit for a 150% increase?

They were busy blaming him for the recession.

One commentator was saddened to read Fire and Fury. That Trump had never heard of the Bill of Rights and got bored by the 4th Amendment wasn’t a surprise. But the book reminded him that Trump’s election is a sad consequence of today’s media-driven America.

ok…soooo last time I checked doctors aren’t supposed to, um, lie? Or withhold important findings? He probably won’t be accountable for that, then? Right.

To augment.

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Awww, no two scoops for you!

So he doesn’t get to party with all the rich folks who were supposed to be “so mad” at him because of the tax bill.

I wonder if this will keep him from going to Davos to hang out with all those hated elitists.

And then we get the State of the Union address. He should be in a really good mood by then.

There were just enough personnel left to change the outgoing message on the White House comment line to:

Yeah, I’ve got a comment, you goddamned buffoon.

… Has any other president ever done that? It’s so perfectly Trumpian…

He was gonna get to wear a party hat and ride a pony and everything! :(:(:frowning:

You mean he was going to snap a pony’s spine.

Or is it of those coin-operated ones?

Maybe his ol’ pal Vladimir will supply a particularly robust Russian pony for the event.

That poor creature! Thank goodness it was spared that ordeal.

Well, this distracted me in the middle of a translation job today.
The top 10 most searched word’s on Weblio.jp English-Japanese dictionary:

[ol]
[li]Citizen[/li][li]Leave[/li][li]Shithole[/li][li]While[/li][li]Hide[/li][li]Accept[/li][li]Through[/li][li]Appreciate[/li][li]Concern[/li][li]Present[/li][/ol]

It’s just a few words short of a complete Trump tweet.
Can anyone fill in the blanks?

*Howling *you say?
Unto what would you liken this howling?

Will no one think of the wealthy? :frowning:

Serious question: Do you guys in the US not think it’s a worrying that your Federal government literally shuts down from time to time?

Hell yes it’s worrying, and how many times has it recently happened, “because Republicans”.

No, actually, I’m not. And yes, Trump is responsible. The stock market was stagnant until the elections. When Trump was elected, it took off. If Hillary had been elected, it would probably have dropped considerably.

Broke-dick dogs? Five year olds throwing tantrums? Take your pick.