How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

By “it’s all academic,” I was referring to the unlikelihood of his head popping off when he got strung up.

Not “considered”: “done”.

Yoink!

It does flow a bit better…

Pre-yoinked. I’ve seen that same quip all over Twitter for days.

If only those nosy kids, er, the Special Counsel hadn’t been poking around…

Hell, I didn’t have sex with either of those two women and I didn’t have to pay them a penny.

Art of the Deal my ass. I would not have sex with Trump for a lot less than $100,000.

The bidding on that would bottom out very soon.

Can’t we just put it all behind us?

Hard labor too. Make him work, for the first time in his life.

While, like always, he lines his own pockets.

My grandmother posted a “Trump won get over it” meme on Facebook the other day. I cannot comprehend it. It really breaks my heart to realize someone I was so close to is such a hateful, bitter person. But these are deep-Virginia octogenarians whose church tells them gays will cause the apocalypse, so I guess it’s my fault for expecting anything different. I thought she was better than that.

Oh well. Her town is a decaying shithole and she lives alone with her house full of 1950’s garbage and yapping little dogs. She’s never met her great-granddaughter, and now she never will.

This, and stories like it, are the saddest part of Trump’s legacy.

(And of course he’s utterly incapable of understanding the pain he’s caused.)

I don’t know anything about VoteVets. I gather they are a Dem-leaning PAC. So I can’t vouch for their objectivity or their math, but FWIW, they tweeted:

Seriously? One out of every five days of his term, he’s been golfing?? Holy shit.

If we could get him to golfing everyday, it would be cheaper for everyone in the long run.

Good point.

Allie Malloy of CNN just noted that there have been only three WH Press Briefings in all of July.

ETA: cite… https://twitter.com/AlliemalCNN/status/1022850656904851456?s=19

How many should there have been?

They’re not called “daily press briefings” for nothing.