How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

Just to give the finger to the non-base and the rest of the world, I guess. Pocketing donor money is probably secondary to trolling all his perceived “enemies” at this point:

EPA rolls back coal rule despite climate change warnings

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/06/politics/epa-coal-announcement/index.html

I’ve speculated that if an Obama initiative was curing cancer in white male Christians, Trump would want to end it out of spite.

For Trump, everything is about him. Ceremony to honor war dead or an ex-President? It’s all about him. A statesperson or politician is female? The only relevance is whether he’d like to fuck her.

But who are we to complain? This is exactly who 46% of the voting public wanted as their leader.

When he was sitting in ex-Presidents row at the funeral with his eyes closed folks were saying he was dozing. I think he was trying really hard to come with a way to make the ceremony about him, and failing.

And the 46% can go swallow snake oil.

I’m surprised he didn’t take out his phone and start tweeting. That would have made headlines AND made the funeral about him. Win-win! It would have been great to see all three exes pummel him into unconsciousness.

Trump hints that he’s going to do something tomorrow about “succession”.

At the Army-Navy game, no less. Is this going to be the halftime show?

There’s a decent chance he thinks “succession” is where states leave the union, so I’m a bit worried about this announcement.

What’s the definition of electoral fraud?

What’s the Republican definition of electoral fraud?

Michelle: Stand back!. He’s mine!!!

I think he was imagining his funeral - huge portraits of him around the room, gold eagles surrounding the casket, 100, no 200 flags. The best funeral in the history of funerals.

I don’t think Trump can imagine the world existing without him in it.

This is what I can imagine Trump imaging:

Now, when I die,
Don’t think I’m a nut,
Don’t want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole King Tut.

I shoulda won an Emmy.

Props to Steve Martin

Will he want all his employees buried with him?

Of course. What better way to prove their loyalty to Trump?

“If you’re not buried with me after I die, you’re cut out of my will! No MAGA hat for you!”

Dead men tell no tales.

Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says Trump kept asking him to break the law: Rex Tillerson just exposed Donald Trump's greatest weakness | CNN Politics

The clever bastard engineered a stock market disaster to distract from Mueller! That’s some four-dimensional Candyland, right there!

Trump: Good people on both sides, yadda yadda. Fuck Trump.
And fuck the white power coward who drove his car into the crowd. Guilty of 1st degree murder. Facing 20 to life. Fuck him, fuck Trump, and all of those who support them.

As long as it’s HIS funeral, I’m prepared to endorse that assessment.

“…I gave no sign; but I made up my mind that if the auctioneer’s brother’s funeral took place while I was in the Territory I would postpone all other recreations and attend it.”

  • Marc Twain, Roughing It.