And Trump blaming a Democrat or former administration official for recommending chloroquine in 3…2…1…
What the literal fuck? What happened tonight? My son, the Err Apparent, was netting around, and said “Trump’s having a press briefing”. Wait, what? Was this scheduled, announced? What time, I asked. “Now” he says. Its a little after six, 60 Minutes is on, he threw on a press conference to run against 60 Minutes? Da fuck? Is it some kind of four-alarm blazing emergency?
No, apparently not, just the usual dead dog and pony show. Unless it was to warn us about the massive avalanche of masks and ventilators raining down on us.
The opening segment on 60 was a wrenching report of government fumble-fuck about applying for unemployment insurance, was it about drawing viewers away from that? Bad scoobies, no doubt about it, but nothing we haven’t already heard or would already expect. And what would be the point, find out Sunday night, find out Monday morning, so what?
Quick check of network channels, didn’t look like anybody pre-empted their usual broadcasting for a Presidential briefing. Did they? Don’t much watch any CBS, NBC, etc. so maybe I fucked up and didn’t do it right, anybody else see it different?
Were they hiding something else, maybe the breaking news about how they utterly fucked up the ordering of pandemic supplies and didn’t tell us? Did they think that’s what the 60 Minwas gonna be about, and tried to quash it? Huh?
Anybody got any clues what the everloving fuck that was all about?
Yes. I read about this. He’s having his press briefings in prime time because he THOUGHT this would force TV stations to cover it in lieu of their regular programming, especially news programming. I’m THRILLED that they’ve decided not to do that! HA!
This was my take-- someone correct me if I’m wrong. (I know I can’t count on y’all to do that… 
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I prefer the simpler answer. If we’re looking at the screen, we’re not looking at Trump. The Chuckefuck has to be the center of attention.
Just like a cat, but without the cuteness.
Of course then he’ll scream that the liberal media is trying to quash the vital information he imparts to the beleaguered heartland.
That fat orange swine keeps flapping his prolapsed sphincter lips saying one mind numbingly dumb thing after another and nobody is trying to stop him.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY IS THIS TELEVISED?!?! SHUT THAT ASSHOLE UP!!
"EVERYONE should rub their faces with CORN HUSKS! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?! <spreads hands wide apart>
“Don’t listen to those LOSER DOCTORS! What do they know? I alone can save you. CORN HUSKS!”
I had to turn him off, there was nothing of substance coming from his mouth.
Trump was lecturing the press today telling them how to ask questions nicely. For example say “things are going great” , but maybe there is a slight problem in a specific area. This from one of the nicest persons on the planet. According to him.
Oh, it was a substance all right.
Well, he did let us know the very surprising fact that the captain of a nuclear aircraft carrier had previously had a pretty good record.
He must have gotten his extensive knowledge of the navy by watching Battleship,, my favorite documentary, where a man can go from civilian to acting commander of a large naval vessel in a couple of weeks. And Rihanna is assigned to almost every MOS the navy has.
[Trump]… is a fattish but active man of paralyzing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms.
- George Orwell, 1984.
Anything Trump doesn’t like is just haters playing politics.
Fuck this guy. He’s America’s 21st century Ceaușescu.
We can only hope for a similar end…
Trump was also blaming the Obama administration for an “old” and “obsolete” coronavirus test: “Initially speaking, the tests were old, obsolete, and not really prepared,”
The virus was originally called the “*novel *coronavirus”. Ya know, like in “new”. It was unknown until a few months ago.
Our faulty coronavirus test was created by Trump’s CDC while other countries used the available, functional WHO test, which apparently the US wasn’t interested in.
You can see the new story being formed. There are claims floating around that somebody (Deep State? The Democrats? The Bavarian Illuminati?) are telling doctors to fake death certificates and claim people are dying of Covid19 when they really died of something else. Because they’re trying to discredit our Beloved Leader who declared that Covid19 would not be a problem in America.
Urbanredneck has already signed on to this new reality.
'Not a best seller like The Art of the Deal, weak writting, sad. I call it korona viris." DJT
CMC fnord!
Wake up! All those bodies? They’re PANDEMIC ACTORS!!!
Well, The Art of the Deal is apparently a work of fiction. It was written, and not by Trump, during the ten-year span when Trump lost almost a billion dollars. We need to rename it for Trump.