Jesus Christ.
There is something basically, functionally *wrong *with these people. I mean, they are not wired properly. Not right in the head.
POTUS weighs in on the dismissal of the CO of the carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt and his Acting SECNAV’s insulting speech, saying, “You have two good people and they’re arguing, and believe it or not I’m good at settling arguments”: Acting Navy secretary apologizes amid uproar over leaked carrier speech - POLITICO
No. No, I don’t believe it. He hasn’t even settled the national argument as to whether he’s the worst President ever, or the most terrible President ever.
I saw such a claim this morning on feeb.
The problem, obviously, is in the branding. Novel, you say? Don’t you idiots know that Trump does not read novels (or anything else, for that matter. It should’ve been called “The Very Best Viral Virus”. He’d’ve been immensely interested in that for about 30 seconds.
I don’t believe that asshole shitting, er sitting in the White House, either.
To expand on that “apology” from the ACTING Secretary of the Navy:
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! You have as much fortitude and conviction* as that clown you cravenly serve. Why don’t you quit?
*Actually, I hope both you and that clown end up with conviction, many, many convictions.
Or, to paraphrase the title of Stephen Colbert’s book:
*Whose Virus Is This Virus?
*
Thing is, he actually lost it, for years he stuffed thousands of dollars into his pockets, then wandered about losing it. A few thousand dollars a day may not seem like much, but after a while…
Not many people know this. Even fewer care.
Cue - “Investigative Reporters today have uncovered that Commander & Thief Trump has a significant investment in a company which has cornered the market on Corn Husks. This story has been fully vetted and confirmed as factual…”
Cue from “The Walking Jed” of Trump’s base- "Well <cough> that just means he’s a good businessman. <cough> "
<Fox News> “Corn Husks: Miracle Cure or Heaven-sent saviour? We’ll hear from Tucker Carlson next on this new wonder drug delivered to you by Trump himself.”
Didn’t Cecil Adams do a column about 100% All Beef Brand Corn Husks?
Does President Toddler read The Straight Dope?
Fuck You, Trumpy!
Fuck You, your entire genetically damaged brood, and every other poster child for Republican Mental Illness that you have appointed. I just got back from a place that was a Black Market for n95 masks and gloves. In 2020 America… a Black Fucking Market… for essential life saving PPE!
You are a Fucking Monster, you Putrid Orange Sack of Shit … and there is no Hell in this world (or any next one) vicious enough to punish you fully for all of the murder and damage your Kleptomania & Mythomania have caused to my family, my country, and my people!
FUCK YOU!!!
Thank you, Republicans, for turning the country into a banana republic. Or, should I say orange republic?
If a White House press secretary who never held a press conference quits, does she make a sound?: How Stephanie Grisham made a mockery of the job of White House press secretary | CNN Politics
Trump issues executive order to start mining the moon and asteroids. Because space belongs to the USA! USA! USA!
What the actual fuck?
What The Actual Fuck.
This has to be a parody. I mean it cannot be something that happened today. I refuse to believe it.
What’s next? An executive order for a bigger sandbox and more play toys?
I wonder if someone told Trump that there is a theory that the Lunar Mole-Men have established a secret base on the far side of the moon, and are planning a takeover in conjunction with the shape-shifting lizard people.
Seems like something he’d be interested in.
President Pepe has been blathering about threatening to cut off WHO funding.
Golly, Mundane Super Hero, there’s no need to mince words…
I’m starting to think that if, God forbid, Trump wins the next election, then the rest of the world should simply put a full and complete embargo on everything to do with the US. Seal the borders. Offer refugee status for say, one year only to anyone who wants to leave and never return. After that time, nobody gets out.
Just seal the numb-nuts in and let them destroy themselves.