And the punch line: “It’s got nuttin’ to do with me!”
Where would we be without our daily dose of Trumpian hypocrisy?: Republicans are suing to stop people from voting the way Trump did | CNN Politics
Dunno, but Gawd, would I ever love a chance to find out.
Grasping at straws, are we?? It just gets weirder and weirder.
President Donald Trump expanded his “birther” conspiracy theories on Thursday to Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, telling a crowd in Pennsylvania that Biden “wasn’t born” in the state because he moved to Delaware with his family when he was a child.
“He’d say he was born here,” Trump told listeners in Scranton. “But he left when he was like 8, 9 or 10. So he left 68 years ago, he left — a long time ago. So I view it differently. He wasn’t born here. He abandoned Scranton!”
Trump conceded: “His family had something to do with that, you know, his parents. But he left Scranton.”
Biden was born in Scranton in 1942 and moved from the state to Mayfield, Delaware, with his family when he was 13, according to his biography. Trump didn’t name the state he believes counts as Biden’s birthplace.
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Critics could hardly believe what they heard coming out of Trump’s mouth.
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Oh, believe it… 
That would mean the Dreamers are actually American citizens.
Yeah, 'cause they “abandoned” Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras etc. Love it!
What proof do we have that Biden was born at all, hmm?
I’m pretty sure his birth was recorded in the Dead Sea scrolls.
They say he’s so old he farts dust.
Then the Lord God formed a man[c] from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.
That means he’s not eligible to be President, right?
Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution
Anyway, I’m sure that Bernie can vouch for him.
I’m thinking even supporters with a semi-functioning brain (are there any left?) might be scratching their heads at this point.
They’re not scratching, they’re trying to jump-start the thing.
He was around when the Dead Sea was just sick.
I’ve actually seen this on Facebook. Hope it spreads.
So do I.
So do we asshole. (referring to Trump and his buddies)
Professional courtesy.