How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

Donald Trump does believe in a god. That god is named “Donald Trump”.

The most amusing part of this to me is his instinctive reaching for the handrail, realizing the cameras are on him, and then releasing it with that silly patting - Manly Men Do Not Reach for Handrail!

I also believe he’s never drunk alcohol. Which means he’s the way he is sober. Which is terrifying.

When I get drunk, I just go to sleep.

He doesn’t do downers, he does uppers.

Remember that the Morlocks ate the Eloi.

You could probably say the same about many religious leaders, if they’d admit it. “Pastors for Trump” even more so. They will be grifters, just like him and grifters don’t believe in their own con.

I haven’t seen this mentioned. “Former President Donald Trump is arguing to a judge in Colorado that he was not required to “support” the Constitution as president”

Good Gawd. I need a drink.

I need another one!

“I am only required to hump the flag on stage. This is what my customers want!”

You misspelled marks.

Quit doing illegal shit and maybe people wouldn’t be so interested in “get[ting] Trump”.

Also, those maniacs blew it up, and people in rubber ape masks took over.

“My advice to you as your attorney is - STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE”.

As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you’ll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of LA for at least 48 hours. It blows my weekend; cause naturally I’m going to have to go with you. And we’re going to have to arm ourselves – to the teeth.

I’d so fear and loathe that.

“In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”

From the UK, DJT is pressing a claim that the Steele dossier author and related company was mean to him. Forget that he declassified the Mueller investigation Secret portions on his last day in office for “reasons” (treason).

"…Steele said the decision to declassify his testimony, taken on Trump’s last day in office, resulted in several Russian sources being exposed and suffering “varying consequences”.

He said: “Two of the named Russian sources have not been seen or heard of since. The publication of this document did serious damage to the US government’s Russian operations and their ability to recruit new Russian sources…"