How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

Actually, Biden’s #46, so we need one more felony to bring it up to two apiece.

Unless you count Cleveland as a single POTUS.

US presidents are remarkable in many ways. For example, they have all had more arms and more legs than the human average.

And about half a penis and one testicle more than the average American.

Now, now, we should be looking for the mean, not the median.

Trump’s microscopic manhood skews the numbers.

…And that’s why it’s easy to create “scientific” propaganda by using only one measure of central tendency.

Currently the average is 1.978 felonies per president.

I don’t think rounding up to 2 is unwarranted.

But I’d expect there are probably yet more charges to come, considering his co-conspirators are flipping.

Oh, I don’t think Trump will let us down.

May his record as the only President to serve non-consecutive terms remain proudly unbroken for the foreseeable future!

Former President Donald Trump posted a video on Saturday slamming the New York judge overseeing his civil fraud trial as a “lunatic,” the day after the judge fined Trump $5,000 for violating a gag order in the case, though criticizing the judge would not represent a violation of the gag order.

I’ve lost track - this is the New York judge and not the judge of the court he slandered the law clerk of.

Depending on how one parses the word lunatic I can’t tell if this violates anything and if it does, Mr. Trump is really recalcitrant, your honor.

ETA: Oh, ha! I actually thought recalcitrant meant “sorry and repentive” but it’s almost exactly the opposite of that and practically defines trump."

Mr. Trump is very calcitrant, your honor

Truly.

Same judge.

What? No! Carter in '28!

I think you kinda have to.

Of course, that changes the average to 2.0222…. felonies per president.

It pisses me off that a third of the country wants this dope to be president again.

“I was very honored… There’s a man, Jerry Orbach…”

The stupid, it spills out like grease from a burning sausage.

Wow. Just wow. The Damn Yam is completely detached from reality.

Trump Tells Supporters: ‘Don’t Worry About Voting’ on Election Day

Donald Trump compared himself to Nelson Mandela in what has been described by the Associated Press as a “dark and at times profane speech” Monday at a Derry, New Hampshire campaign rally—where the former president even told his fans that they didn’t need to worry about voting come election day next year.

During his speech, Trump said he would have “plenty of votes”—enough that instead of voting, his fans should “get out there and watch those voters,” presumably referring to supporters of his eventual opponent. “You don’t have to vote, don’t worry about voting. The voting, we got plenty of votes.”

In that speech, he again called the New York Attorney General *peek-a-boo".

And in more news, Conman wants to ban immigrants who “don’t like our religion”.

“I will implement strong ideological screening of all immigrants,” the former president vowed. “If you hate America, if you want to abolish Israel, if you don’t like our religion (which a lot of them don’t), if you sympathize with jihadists, then we don’t want you in our country and you are not getting in.”

“Our religion”? And what would that be, traitor?

Money.

YMMV but methinks, probably everywhere you were to construct an arbitary sociopolitical dividing line, with the possible exception of “Has a penis”, Trump and Mandela would be on opposite sides.

Another bit from that “speech”. He notes that nobody ever says that Trump’s a great speaker. No shit. Do you hear yourself?
Acyn on X: “Trump: I’m for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I’m reading and said us. You know, when you think about it, us, equals U.S. If we think of something genius, they will never say it. https://t.co/xzXTMRRge6” / X (twitter.com)