How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

Or not. What’s keeping them? Or are they waiting to make a high-profile bust on live TV during the tournament?

I believe it was called “executive time.”

Ninja’d!

:astonished: The pee tape!

My WAG is that they’re stretched thin with the Jan 6 investigation, but it really is just a guess.

I believe @Aspenglow has talked elsewhere about how they are understaffed.

Exactly. Jeez… get on with it, already! How much more clear-cut of a violation could there be?

He was busy presidentin’. And he did a lot more presidentin’ than any president ever did in the history of the country. Including Sleepy Joe!

President Trump worked from early in the morning until late in the evening. He made many calls and had many meetings.

We will release a full itinerary. In about two weeks.

Truly. Right now I’d settle for that. Forfeiture of assets would be nice, too.

He amused me today because he endorsed “Eric” in the Missouri Republican Senate primary. The only problem is that there are three candidates named Eric. When asked to clarify, his representatives replied “The endorsement speaks for itself.”

Both Eric Schmidt and Eric Greitens thanked him for his support.

What about Eric McElroy?
Oh who are we kidding? He’s pushing for his son.

Well, let’s do the math:

Given: Subway has publicly stated that it’s a “five dollar foot long”.
Given: Trump is a dollar.

Lets see… there are twelve inches in a foot…

divided by five…

That means that Trump… in inches… is… Wait, why is my calculator laughing?

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Seize the club, but make him take his dead wife with him.
( What? He hasn’t taken her out in a while… )

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Perhaps he has a pet fish…?

You don’t need an endorsement for a fish.

Yes, and, as the Delphic Oracle is supposed to have said to Croesus, “If you go to war with Persia you will destroy a great empire.”

Always learn from the masters.

Obviously, he was endorsing Cerberus, in Greek mythology, the monstrous watchdog of the underworld. He was usually said to have three heads, all named Eric.

What a fucking duncey clown…

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Zawahiri was arguably a more important figure in al-Qaeda than Osama Bin Laden even was. Zawahiri was essentially the religious leader of the org, and was the author of Knights Under the Prophet’s Banner (the “al-Qaeda Manifesto”, so to speak). If Trump had a good opportunity to take him out and didn’t do it, it’s a colossal self-own.

Christ, what an imbecile.

When it comes to Trump, I think even Christ would say, “Yeah, I feel that way too.”