I can see in my mind the fundraising letter for a new safe.
The best safe, hugely, gold plated, You don’t want the 45th President of the United States with a broken down/into safe, do you? Please donate what you can. Simply fill out the forms linking your life savings (do not do this - it’s parody) to my MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN account. Convenient plans include monthly, weekly, daily, hourly automatic withdrawal options. If you act now, President Trump will personally match 1000% of your donations. (do not do this - parody only). 100% of your donations after expenses, grift, and outright embezzlement will go to this purchase. Other items are for sale as well such as personal letters to various dictators, autographed notes from my meetings with Vlad, unretouched pee films, and retaped security briefing papers (with original water stains - not NFTs).
There’s also the attempt to restrict voting rights, uh, I mean ensure election security, primarily throughout the South. (Don’t let all them minorities vote.)
We’ve been talking about Oranganus tearing incriminating documents up, flushing them, doodling on them with sharpie but we missed the obvious, right there in front of us, it was genius.
When you have your staff taking the Fifth Amendment, taking the Fifth, so they’re not prosecuted, when you have the man that set up the illegal server taking the Fifth, I think it’s disgraceful.
Today:
“Under the advice of my counsel and for all of the above reasons, I declined to answer the questions under the rights and privileges afforded to every citizen under the United States Constitution,” Trump said in a statement.
I didn’t think you could take the Fifth in civil actions? Or is this a criminal case? I’m confused.
From the article linked above:
NEW YORK — Former president Donald Trump arrived at the office of the New York attorney general Wednesday morning to give sworn testimony in a long-running civil probe of his business dealings, specifically his representations to lenders and tax agencies about the value of his assets.
“I once asked, ‘If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?’” Trump wrote. “Now I know the answer to that question. When your family, your company, and all the people in your orbit have become the targets of an unfounded, politically motivated Witch Hunt supported by lawyers, prosecutors, and the Fake News Media, you have no choice.”